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Nursey’s a poet so sometimes he does ridiculous romantic stuff after a writing breakthrough
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ok so we all know and love the posts about accidental trophy husband jack zimmermann, but just CONSIDER: (this is kinda long but i didn’t know where to put a cut SORRY)
- jack has already reached his full form as successful bitty’s trophy husband. the most interesting question he gets asked (besides like, workout questions) at fancy events with bitty is ‘who are you wearing?’
- so, bc he wants to have an answer, he learns who he’s wearing every time. and then, because it’s good to have varied conversation topics and all of his conversation starters generally fall into the category of ‘bitty’, he starts paying more attention to the clothes. when someone hands a suit to him and rattles off a list of reasons why it’ll be flattering, he listens
- and he’s jack zimmermann, and when he listens, he learns. he learns about fashion. he learns about how clothes are made, and cut, and fitted. he learns a metric fuck ton of stuff
- cue jack becoming known in bitty’s circles as The Guy Who You Talk To About Clothes. (he is, to a lesser extent, known in nhl circles as the same person, but they also want to talk to him about hockey)
- needless to say his mom’s model friends are delighted
- and then the next time he commissions a suit, the designer is like ‘yo, you seem to know what you’re talking about, why don’t we collaborate on this so u have more input?’ and jack is like oh hell yes i love having input and an ability to impact what i wear so he agrees
- and he l o v e s it
- he gets sO INTO IT. he and this designer collaborate on the suit and then he’s like ‘well fuck that was awesome and it’s offseason, want to do that again?’ and the designer is like sure bc jack is famous and wealthy and competent so ofc
- accidental fashion designer jack zimmermann
- when he retires from hockey everyone at bitty’s events is like ‘u played hockey??? i thought u were a fashion designer’
- and then he’s like ‘hm that idea has merit’ and he’s retired but he works harder than god so he needs something to do. so he does a line of black tie menswear. and then business wear. and works his way down to casual and when he gets to athletic clothing he is SO PUMPED
- and the thing is that the clothes are popular!! he designs suits for women. after some consultation with various people, he also designs suits that are intended to emphasize a masculine figure, and a feminine one, sells those too, jack is rlly becoming known for two things: classy and well-made suits, and UGLY ASS SHOES (it’s an in-joke, but he always makes sure that with every season he releases a new pair of shoes that are just. fucking hideous. and he WEARS THEM)
- alicia wears his suits to every event she goes to. so does bob. shitty is the best-dressed lawyer on the planet. u get the picture
- anyway. accidental fashion mogul jack zimmermann
I love this.
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check, please! au: everything’s the same except the fact that ransom runs a popular tater fanblog. (x)
So what you’re saying is... everything’s the same.
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The Gay Touch™️
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★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 6 - Varsity Captains ★
This is glorious.
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It’s hard being a college athlete when you also have to worry about GHOSTS. Poor, Ransom.
Also: “Dude, Ransom, we can’t keep sharing a bed; it’s…getting kinda weird.” “Oh, fuck you, Holster.”
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Confusing and threatening to outsiders is the best description of the Samwell Hockey Team I’ve ever heard.
I am loving Bitty gathering this support network, and while it makes sense that Ransom and Holster never needed it, I’m a little sad that Jack didn’t find his people here a few years ago. Spending time around a bunch of other captains who didn’t really know who his Dad was would have done him WONDERS.
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update feelings, in truly no order whatsoever
- I love all the varsity captains
- good job Bitty, getting support from other people instead of copying the people who captained before you
- I respect their apprehension toward Holster
- Bitty’s pie powers ARE magical, this is canonical proof
- WAIT ONE GODDAMN SECOND, IS ANNIE’S A COMBINATION BOOKSTORE AND CAFÉ?
- WHAT THE FUCK
- ALL OF THE COFFEESHOP AUS SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE 500% CUTER BECAUSE IT’S ALSO A BOOKSTORE
- whose phone case is that with a fish on it?
- ultimate is no joke on a college campus everyone. Sharon has a lot on her plate
@shitty-check-please-aus fish case might be Luis the swede waffle?
oh my god, swedish fish
more thoughts
- finally Bitty has gay friends
- shruti is *so close* to having the same ear piercing configuration as me
- where is the samwell lgbt athletes club
- what is the truth: is Bitty the person wearing a jacket and jeans when it’s still warm out or are half these captains the people dressed like it’s July in October
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☆ Update! 4.6: “Varsity Captains” is up on checkpleasecomic.com! ☆
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my half of the art trade with @showsonface ! enjoy this domestic Holsom!
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big idiots
[insp]
Clearly every time they yell this it at another member of the Haus it is secretly because of something they just did and not something that anyone else did.
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Going off the person who said shittys name is chad, what if that’s true and his dad was a lax bro hence being named chad and that’s why shitty hates lax bros....
SHITTY: ORIGINS
Consider the possibility that Shitty himself (AKA Chad K) was a lax bro in his frog year.
Halfway through the year he had a massive breakdown, went around campus apologising to every woman he was ever a douche to, signed up for all the women’s studies courses he could... and forged a quiet, solid friendship with his weirdly intense roommate, Jack Zimmermann.
Shitty spent many mornings at Faber, realising that the best way to get Jack to listen to him ranting about his life-altering journey away from the lax frat was to talk to him while Jack was practicing his shots.
(Jack, alienated from an equally shitty Hockey bro fraternity who can’t forget who his dad is, came to appreciate his weird friendship with the terrible lax bro he was stuck rooming with)
Shitty wore a fake moustache whenever he infiltrated the Haus to keep Jack company (and of course to codify the bylaws)
By sophomore year, Shitty (never to be referred to as Chad again) grew the moustache for real and joined the hockey team, acting like he had always been there. Even Ransom and Holster don’t know he was a lax bro in his frog year.
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say what u will but bitty lit that couch on fire. thats how it started.
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did the fire dept give jack the shirt???!!!
Firefighter: Here’s a shirt.
Jack: Neat. (Immediately puts it on.) Bits, look at my cool new shirt.
@doggernaut That is EXACTLY how it went down with an added, “That’s so nice of them, sweetpea,” from Bitty.
The true question is... why was he shirtless?
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This is my gift for nonnymouse for the @kentparsonbirthdaybash 2018!
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Two different responses about two VERY different babies