Bread Instagram is INSANE

HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

♪♫ Old MacDonald had…

…enough.

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

lasanyer

catholic pez

Amazing work floofer 

via: @queenlindycat

Goodbye forever

THE headline of all headlines

Basically ever since we developed human brains we’ve been desperately trying to turn them off

Humans: [evolve self-awareness]

Humans: oof, don’t like that

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

THE FUCKCKCCKCKCK

I jus wanna be called baby & have my back rubbed lol