𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖙

Other Pokemon Protagonists: Weh I have to be careful, there might be a rat or a small bird in the tall grass!!!

Pokemon Colosseum Protagonist:

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

November Desktop Wallpapers

via weheartit

they are wiggling because they are full of love

You were a child.

I am well accustomed to killing children.

Art by Yuming Li

Sorry everyone i keep trying to be online but they keep sending me on fucking quests and side quests

from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

Clay alligator. He bites so softly and after one chomp his teeth will flatten like dough under a rolling pin. He will never eat again. And he will die. And the sun will bake his body until it hardens.

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

i love both ngl

theyre best friends (canon)