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nonbinary (They/Them), way to into Halo, you can call me Six

@all-the-halo / all-the-halo.tumblr.com

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Probably should have done this a while ago but here’s what’s up.

This is mostly Halo and other video games or movies and TV shows that I like. I post a lot on a side blog for other stuff that comes across my dash that I find cool.

You can call me Six, pronouns are they/them

You are more than welcome to drop an ask or submit things only rules are:

-No NSFW

-No spamming messages, like and reblogs are fine but please don’t send me a ton of messages in a row

-If I find the question or whatever it is uncomfortable it may not get posted

Not everything that gets submitted will be posted. Everything on this blog is up to me and if i don’t like or find it uncomfortable it will not be posted. (I also might forget it is in the inbox).

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Chili Cook-Off! This event will be held in Forward Mess Hall. To enter, contract Master Chef Jonathan Lowell. To attend as a taster, pick up your tickets any time before February 25! Miller just wanted to enjoy his morning off, but he's voluntold to attend the Chili Cook-off. There he runs into some familiar faces. Fernando bullies and gets bullied by his coworkers. Linda socializes and reports back to Blue Team.

Technically a sequel to Backup - the other Miller/Esparza fic that takes place during SpOps.

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February 25th, 2558. A perfectly normal Saturday.

4 days since the invasion. Not even two weeks since Castle was shot down on their way to Copernicus base. So much had gone wrong.

The hole in Miller's Fireteam roster yawned ever wider as the campaign pushed everyone to their limits. He had thought he'd lost Crimson too, but their luck had held out so far. But losses were common, regardless of what the propaganda said. It really was only a matter of time.

Get it together, Miller. He thinks to himself and huffs a sigh. At least he can be dramatic and morose in the privacy of his own bunk.

"Good morning, Spartan Miller!"

Never mind, he's not safe anywhere. Maybe he should be grateful that Roland has the decency to wait until he's awake.

"Roland." He sighs and rolls over, glaring at the ceiling. "It's my morning off."

"Was your morning off. Put some pants on so you don't scare my delivery boy. I hope you're hungry!"

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Cursed (joke) ship idea: Linda/Miller

Liller, if you will. Or Millinda.

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I love a good rarepair, and these two under-characterized Spartans have opposite personalities and nearly incompatible communication styles. I love it.

The easy route is making Miller Linda's shaking purse dog, but that's too simple. It could be fun, but it ignores all the other problems these two have. It takes a belt sander to their other facets about how they can make each other worse.

Linda is quiet, incredibly skilled, and fiercely loyal. She's also a super under-socialized S-II. Miller is a kind of whiny, smart S-IV who's building confidence at his job but he exists in the "we have to spell things out for you" halo media.

Borrowing an initial meeting from @bloodgulchblog's speeddating au, the Infinity has a speed-dating event. People who would not usually talk meet at a table for 3 minutes. They leave. Miller now has a S-II haunting him because of miscommunication/ she adopts the ones she likes. S-IIs engaging in a light-hearted speed-dating event with the focus and rigor of an active mission would be so so funny.

Miller is the guy in the chair feeding her intel on exercises and missions, that's new and helpful. Point for Miller. Linda is observant, works well under pressure (I wish she got more personality than being zen and loyal), and would take Miller's intel seriously. Point for Linda. Miller can be worn down to agree with the most insane plans if they're the only viable option, Linda is a S-II, all their plans are insane. Point for Miller.

It wouldn't be a straightforward relationship. Spartan Courting could be insane. Affection showed differently. Looking out for each other, sharing food, Linda ominously t-posing just outside render distance. Miller gets a single thank you or good job and he's amazed. The Handler/Sniper dynamic of trusting the calls and evac. You need to know how the other will react and will trust you to get the job done. Needing to know they will pull you out of the fire and bring you home. Linda camping out for hours to get a shot but she lets the funny guy she found in on the radio.

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empresskadia

All I can imagine is Linda walking up to the rest of Blue Team with Miller and she says “look what I found, can we keep him?/ I’m keeping him :)”

Or

That scene from icarly with Spencer and the ostrich and it’s Kelly saying “whatcha got there?” Very obviously looking at Miller and Linda holds up her drink, “a smoothie.”

Y’all, I’m crying 😂 this is what I do in my free time.

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The RoosterTeeth site will be deleted May 15th 😔 do yourselves a favor and start archiving EVERYTHING you can now. RageQuit, RvB, X-Ray & Vav, the Minecraft Let's Plays, RWBY, etc. RT is warning us as nicely as they can that there's a p good chance we won't be able to access ANYTHING by next year, including the YouTube channel. Download!

May as well make this a public response instead of just a reply. There is an archive already in the works and people have captured pretty much everything that has ever been released by RT. The focus was first on pure content gathering, now they’re shifting to how to preserve it somewhere for people to access for posterity.

Currently, that’s here: https://archiveofpimps.com

Not everything has been uploaded yet, I just confirmed on the discord that it’s coming along and everything should be accessible asap.

Don’t fret; no need to worry. There’s nothing we can do about Warner Brothers, but the content that is already produced should be safe. Gather your own favorites (I did for me!) but regardless it should be all safe and accessible very soon. ❤️

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*after Soap has been captured*
Price: Fuck- I’m getting a call-
Price, on the phone: I swear if there’s a single hair out of place-
Makarov: Shut up
Price: EXCUSE ME-?
Makarov: Shut up! I dropped that feral bastard in a dumpster outside of the airport. You can have him back. Forget the ransom just take him
Price:
Makarov: God- *hangs up*
Price: Uh-
Gaz: … Soap scares me
Ghost: He scares me too and I like it
Gaz: Oh my god-
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captain-mj

Werewolf Price being hit with pheromones and they expect him to go feral or be evil but really he just herds everyone up and bumps heads with Ghost and grooms Gaz and fucks Graves until he can’t take it anymore safely outside of the sights of everyone else

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captain-mj

You think Ghost wakes up some nights and starts clawing at the bedsheets around Soap in panic because he thinks they’re buried together? You think he ever put his fingers in his mouth to rip out his own jaw while in a state of mania? That Soap has to pry his fingers from his face and assure them they’re safe in their room?

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hi to everyone finding out about my blog because of warthog piss lore!

i mostly write insane halo fanfiction. my most serious project is probably the one about the arbiter during a gap in the halo 3 timeline where he talks to johnson a lot and manages to befriend the master chief whether the master chief likes it or not, that's over here.

...but currently i'm taking a break to write some bullshit about chief and the guy on the radio from spartan ops.

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adz

everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them

master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.

cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!

sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.

dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine

grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone

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that's just canon

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