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Feels Villeneuve

@formulatrash / formulatrash.tumblr.com

occasionally still a car journalist
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2018: ah fuck we've made an amazing race car but the front wing is a battering ram whose only purpose is to let André Lotterer wreak destruction 2024: ah fuck we've made an average race car whose front wing falls apart in the mere commentary-based presence of André Lotterer

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radishnt

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

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boimgfrog

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

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pidoop

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

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what a championship. 98 different drivers teleported into the lead from another country. debris all over the track. going five-wide into every corner and everyone having the complete gall to describe it as a fucking peloton lmao. Jaguar hollering out Love Story on the podium and getting the sound cut from the broadcast. no one does it like Formula E.

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Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

The textile book: okay here is some of the ways that textiles are important to human life

me: Okay!

The textile book: Clothes separate the vulnerable human body from the conditions of the outside world, and in doing so absorb the sweat and debris of human existence, accumulating wear and tear according to the lives we live. In this way, various lifestyles and professions are represented by clothing, and the clothing of a loved one retains the imprint of their physical body and their life being lived, as though the clothes absorb part of the wearer’s soul

Me: …oh

The textile book: The process of weaving a garment and the process of a child being formed in its mother’s womb are often referred to using the same language. Likewise, when a baby is born, a blanket or other textile material is the first material object it encounters and protects it. Textiles can create the idea of two things being inextricable, as with being “woven together,” or can create the sense of separateness, as with a curtain or veil that separates two rooms or spaces, even separating the living from the dead, or separating two realities, such as a performance ending when the curtain falls

Me: …oh God

The textile book: Odysseus’s wife Penelope undid her weaving in secret every night to delay the advances of her suitors. In this way she was able to turn back the passage of time to allow her husband to come home. Likewise the Lakota tell a story of an old woman embroidering time by embroidering a robe with porcupine quills. If she finishes the embroidery, the world will come to an end, but her faithful dog pulls out the quills whenever her back is turned, turning back the clock and allowing existence to continue.

me: …is…is…is that why we refer to the fabric of space and time?

The textile book: The technological revolution of textile making is sadly underappreciated. The textile arts are possibly the most fundamental human technology, as once people created string and rope, they could create nets for catching fish and small animals, and bags and baskets for carrying food. In the earliest prehistoric times, the first string or cord perhaps came from sinew, found in the body of an animal. Because of this perhaps the body of a living being could be understood as made of a textile material. Indeed textiles have the function of preserving life, as with a surgeon stitching back together the human body or bandages being placed on a wound. Textile technologies are being used to create life-changing implants to restore function to injured parts of the body, as though a muscle or tendon can be woven and made in this way. Cloth can be used to create a parachute that will save a human’s life as they plummet out of the sky. Ultimately, the textile technologies are used to enter new parts of the universe. [Photo of an astronaut and details explaining the astronaut’s suit]

Me: STOP!! MY MIND IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS

The book is “Textiles: The Whole Story” by Beverly Gordon

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my-s-a-g-a

The first piece of scientific equipment was a sling to hold the baby, so the hands were freed for the mother to explore her world. In this way textiles have brought us to the journey to the stars on sails which capture light, all the way from the very first questions of our existence as thinking beings: we weave our collective destiny.

We learned how to turn worm spit into fucking clothes before we learned how to ride horses.

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Anonymous asked:

The hyper specific ones are the ones that get me because it implies people are looking for and hoping to find something in the tag Vampire!Charles x female myopic catgirl reader

I'm honestly just amazed by the scale and the publicity seeking, which I know is very elderly millennial of me. back in my day if you had some sort of horny kink about a driver you waited for a livejournal kinkmeme and send an insane ask in the hope someone equally insane would fulfil it not just broadcast it as an audio social media au on a tuesday or something but I guess good for the kids??? (if I didn't find their jealous violence kinks etc deeply disturbing)

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Anonymous asked:

question and sorry if this comes across patronising but are you blocking the tags as well as the offenders? i spent a chunk of an afternoon blocking every conceivable variation on ship names, x reader, rpf tags etc. and like. that wasn't a GOOD use of time. but it's lowered my blood pressure significantly.

I am yes, I've got like fifteen different ones blocked but because Tumblr is (by far the most functional of the social media sites in 2024 but) not good it seems to override the blocked tags with the followed tags more often than not. and because I follow a bunch of driver tags and the f1 imagines blogs tag every driver, it's like oooh yes one tag you block vs seven you follow 💀

I'd say I don't really care and like, everyone experiences fandom differently and that's all good and harmless and it's all just creativity so why not eh but actually I would just like to be able to use the website without wading through seventeen different layers of substrata wag fantasy.

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I follow less than fifty blogs but have over 600 blocked and the tags are still completely fucking unusable because they're 90% reader x driver smaus or whatever. at this point I've got to hand it to them, it's clearly their website and I'm just using it wrong but I really am in awe of the sheer amount, jeez

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