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Slahser Apologist

@shy-marker-pliers / shy-marker-pliers.tumblr.com

call me Scraps! | i’m 18 | it/they | Asexual | Mark/Jack/egos, TS sides, undertale, hazbin&helluva, Lupin the 3rd, slashers, obey me! | Always open to asks | ISTP-T | I would die for sans(es) and papyrus(es), Beel, Mammon, Eric Derekson, The Host, Yancy, Michael Myers, Leatherface(s), Husk, Jigen, Lupin, and Goemon. | Credit to @bones.ithink on insta for the icon!
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Welcome to my blog! this post is just a quick FYI for anyone who might be considering following. So let me start by introducing myself.

Hi, you can call me Shy or Scraps, and my pronouns are they/it. I have a list of neopronouns that i’m working up the courage to post, too. I’m 18, but I don’t post NSFW content on this blog, nor do I ever plan to, so people of all ages are welcome to follow if they feel like it. I may reblog sfw things from 18+ blogs though so please be sure to check before following someone I reblogged from :3

DO NOT INTERACT:

  • Racists, LGBTQ+ phobes, islamophobes, nazis, TERFs, ableists, bigots, any other -ists and -phobes.
  • sexual predators of any kind, including “zoophiles,” MAPs, NOMAPs and loli/shota. plus whatever else the pedophiles are calling themselves now
  • creators/consumers of fan content involving REAL LIFE murderers and sexual predators
  • cops
  • People who create or consume pedophilic, incestuous, or otherwise sexually violent media for the EXPRESS PURPOSE of getting some kind of enjoyment/gratification out of it. Writing and consuming dark content does not make you a bad person, but glorifying predatory behaviors does.
  • any sympathizers, supporters or apologists for any of the people listed above
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eternal-fractal
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jestergal

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

i was so right with this one tbh

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camiliar
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headspace-hotel

The frame where they’re regular horses conveys some sort of otherwise incomprehensible emotion

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the-moon-pal
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eraserheadadult

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

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crotchapple

Smart

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scribbleshrimp
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betweentheheavesofstorm

the year is 2024. I am watching The X Files 1x08 with my blissfully offline boyfriend. We reach the scene where, in confinement, Mulder and Scully examine each other's backs for alien marks. My boyfriend, who has never seen the show before, makes an amused noise and utters a strong contender for understatement of the year:

"I'm guessing there's fanfiction about these two"

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nubs-mbee
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doitforadamparrish

when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’

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kipkiphoorayy

on january 18th 2024 an old alcoholic cat opened his mouth and said “so things look bad-“ to a pornstar spider and i have never been the same since.

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