Sorry, Sanity on the mend. Please hold...

Maybe depressed people aren’t really depressed but more in touch with reality and less manipulated by the way others think?

This is my absolute favorite thing to have come out of Season 12 so far

Look at their squishy faces… Who could resist that??

you: 5 fantastic beasts movies

me, an intellectual: marauders netflix show

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.

(Can someone caption this?)

Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:

Black student: [unintelligible—and then]  …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —

White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…

Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.

[Other students gasps]

White student: Go ahead. Finish.

Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’

White teacher: I didn’t say that—

[Various students disagree]

White teacher: I said I want to control the border!

Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many 

White teacher: I did not say that.

[Various students disagree]

Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.

Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.

[Various students agree]

Random: Mayonnaise!

[Students laugh]

Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—

White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—

Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.

White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.

Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.

White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?

Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—

White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!

Students: A black man!

*Various sounds of incredulity*

Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!

Random: GO OFF 

Other Random: GO OFF–

*The class is in an uproar*

Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!

White teacher: Do we have to yell?!

Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.

me, at a department store: *sees some bath towels* hm I wonder how soft they are

me: *touches the bath towels*

me: *immediately has sudden desire to get married and move in to a nice house with my wife and buy domestic items like bath towels and soap dispensers and bedsheets to decorate my house that I will cook and do taxes in*

me: *lets go of the towels*

domestic feelings: *slowly slip away*

me:

Their feathers remind me of starry skies

sge was readyvghjk

this was me working at lush

LMAOOOSIISK

The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he’d learned…

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

No offence but… “I’m not half as good at anything as I am when I’m doing next to you” is literally the least heterosexual thing my own two eyes have ever read in my entire life.

me everyday: i can’t believe the level of Blatant Flirting™ between sam and steve in the beginning of catws

je suis sick of this shit

Although there is no English version of my fanbook I translated my preview into English>< This preview is the beginning 7 pages of my comic. Looks sad, but the story definitely has a happy end! 

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I asked others to help me with the selling and they don’t have overseas shipping…If you live in China and are interested you can buy it here