Rosa, we came up together. We went to the academy together. We had the exact same career. All we ever wanted is to be detectives. And yes, we had always known there were problems, but we would solve them together. From the inside. So when you quit, yeah, it made me feel like you thought I was wrong for staying.
Trying
I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.
I feel like this is how a person that got turned into a cat might act
Fuck around, find out.
Handy guys building stuff for their pets are so wholesome 😭
@catsindoors thought you could like this video maybe
This video was already in my likes! This guy clearly loves his cat so much, and look how happy Bucky is… definitely a good rainy day video, it makes me tear up.
New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.
My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me
My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back
My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch
PRIDE MONTH: 30 Days/30 Characters
DAY 12: Laura Hollis (Elise Bauman)
She is a cupcake, but a brave and smart one
My friend did it for me :D
i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.
anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”
it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.
i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.
for about a year, i worked at a call center for sprint. i have a similar kind of story. a woman called, and said she had a question about the call history on her bill. “sure, let me just pull up your account-” and she cut me off going, “no, no, it’s not anything specific, it’s just. so, if you change the time on your phone, does that change the time on the bill?” “uh… no? the time on the phone doesn’t matter, the call history is recorded by the towers.” “ohhhh” she said in the saltiest voice i have ever heard “so even if you changed the timezone it wouldn’t change the time on the bill? to, say, the middle of the night?” i stg yall i looked into the camera like i was on the office. “um… no? it would still be the local time of the tower. is there anything else i can help you with?” to me, overly chipper: “nope! thank you! have a great day!” turning on someone as she hung up: “she says yoU’RE A LYING SACK OF-” i still mean-snicker every time i think about it.
What is happening
The Liberals, Conservatives and Bloc Quebecois all joined forces to kill Universal Dentalcare from the NDP.
This wasn’t even a motion for universal dentalcare, it was just a halfway measure to cover everyone earning less than $90,000 a year (with the goal to cover the rest eventually), and these goddamn Centrists and Right Wingers couldn’t even support that in the middle of a Pandemic.
Tagging: @politicsofcanada
I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
Same bestie,same
My first attempt at a Chaotic Caption Edit, and where best to start that one of my favourite scenes of season one (this took me forever so pls give credit or else I’m coming for your kneecaps 🔨👀)
gay🚽irl
growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain