can i walk you through a hypothetical?

Can't imagine what it's like to consume media like a normal person. To discover something you enjoy, go oh i loved that, then just move on and not spend the next 6 months of your life literally thinking about nothing else.

Morning star

dropout is the only valid streaming service bc it reflects the need to spend 1k doing dumb shit with your friends

The moon dressed as Saturn.

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

"My darling paramour, my infernal flame, my Figueroth. I sent these meteors to you from the dawn of time when a rogue asteroid almost hit my dad's jet ski. Sundering the space rock with but a gesture of my most potent art, the debris surrounded me and with it came the sorrow of your absence. I sent these rocky chunks across the galaxy, and they have traveled since the beginning of time to tell you that I love you. In each moment of our mutual ignorance, where we had yet to meet, this message was already spinning its way to you through time and space to illuminate the night sky and tell you that I love you.

Us -- our love, like time, has been inevitable and strange. I have walked in its shadow joyfully. It gives me peace to know that in my darkest moments, my love for you was already on its way, flying through the stars. We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit. Pretty cool, my darling paramour.

P.S. I know you have another year of school after this. But I hope one day soon, you and I might travel amongst these stars together.

XOXO Ayda Aguefort

P.S. You are not gonna believe how much my dad spent on this jet ski."

the bad kids trying to win the election: we have taken every precaution possible there is no way they will be able to rig the votes

fuckass oisin for some reason:

Just a dandy boy 🌻

They get drinks sometimes!

Lesbian pride flag color picked from the Cassankarna art… this must have been intentional right

Okay Chosen One Kristen au where she STAYS, where she goes the buddy dawn path, where she's full repressed homosexuality Helio prophet

Christ oh my god please write it if you want to write it. The Curse of having ideas is I have to make the ideas with my own hands (evil, not right). If you were willing to make more of my ideas that would be Very Ideal for me

Everyone's favorite gameshow host!! I love Game Changer so much, what a wonderful cast, format, show and host!!

SHOUT OUT TO THE CLERICS WHO’VE DIED

WHO’S GONNA HEAL YOU FUCKERS WHEN THE CLERICS ARE DEAD?

Fabian getting mad at Kristen for kissing his nemesis is so funny especially when you consider the fact that he smooched Aelwyn in junior year and then went all the way to fallinel to get his kisses in

the bronzebeard women are like the strongest most thoughtful and caring people you've ever met and then you look at the bronzebeard men and you're like how fast can i kill you with a hammer can you please run directly into my hammer

jaina bronzebeard is the perfect warrior who prides herself on her perceptiveness and her strategy, her ability to keep a level head, but she's also caring, loyal, and a little bit silly when it comes to pretty girls. gemma bronzebeard is the little sister, the princess, but she's stronger than anyone will give her credit for, willing to make decisions that go against what she wants for the bettering of her people & of her family, but she's also a hopeless romantic, a sentimental, and a little bit mischievous. wilhelm bronzebeard has the most punchable face in all of bahumia.

i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt