People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

gamers: I like video games

Gamers™: Video Games are Art and you can keep your political correctness bullshit right out of them! Anyway that female character CHOSE to dress that way!

tumblr: we’re giving you text colors!

Tumblr™: SEX POSITIVITY ISN’T WHAT WE WANT ON THIS SITE THAT WAS BUILT ON SEX POSITIVITY SO TAKE YOUR SIN ELSEWHERE. ALSO WE CONTROL WHAT GETS FLAGGED SO BYE.

Well that’s a naughty word!

I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with

peter: im back from my trip i got you another magnet mr. white wolf sir

bucky: cool stick it on

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tony: is that peters shopping list on your arm

bucky: yea

tony: what the hell and fuck

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tony: peter you need to stop using bucky’s arm as a fridge okay

peter: mr. white wolf said it makes him help associate the arm with something else but murder

tony: *crying* fuck

This is the most in-character thing I have ever read

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

the best marvel characters ranked

15. you 14. can’t 13. rank 12. them 11. because 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. good 6. and 5. generally 4. try 3. their 2. best 1. tony stark

peter being a nervous wreck in the soul realm and when bucky asks him whats wrong he goes ‘i really went and told mr. stark i was sorry, like an idiot. hes gonna hate himself until he saves us all. hes gonna drink so much. i threw away all his emergency whiskey bottles but hes gonna break his promise and buy new ones. this is Bad’

and buckys at a loss for words because he had his “we’re gonna be okay, they will figure this out” speech ready but the kid got him thinking about how steve is probably staring at his hands and thinking that he failed to save bucky for the 4th time as if he had any say in this.

bucky ends up just sitting down next to peter and goes “those damn idiots will get themselves killed without us” and peter is like “right?? God heckin damn it”

Steve suddenly has and urge to say ‘Language!’ But nobody is there…

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

A tired chris evans with a little cup

Emoji game with Sebastian Stan

chris evans deserves a fucking oscar for managing to supress his irl Big Dick Energy when playing his role of cap

I don’t think he suppressed anything.  

bucky who can’t quite seem to get over the fact he can pick up mjolnir even though it’s been a good three months since the first time he accidentally plucked it from the ground in avenger’s tower. the hammer itself always seems to be in the most random of places and bucky will walk over to it whenever the opportunity comes along and look around to make sure no one is watching before picking it up again as it expecting one day that he won’t be able to lift it again. except every time it comes off the ground without hesitation and he grins like an absolute idiot because it means more to him than it probably should just that mjolnir deems him worthy at all so that must mean there’s something good about him, right?

and of course tony eventually asks why thor leaves his hammer just sitting around the place and thor simply smiles and says, “because it helps where i cannot.”

and nobody knows exactly what he means by that

Hottie walks in to gym

Me:

Thor just loves choking