If klaus could see Ben right after he died and not just when they were older, I wonder if klaus was just sitting at Ben’s funeral looking at Ben like

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

Lucifer:

- Talks about having sex with men

- Is seen waking up in bed with a man

- Two of his lovers (male and female) are victims in a murder

- Another of his male lovers is interviewed

- “I will not sleep with you. It’s not because you’re a man, it’s just because, well, I don’t find you attractive.”

- Kisses a man on screen for almost a minute

- “Because I usually have women over. Or men. Or both! For sex.”

Tumblr:

“But how do we know he’s bisexual?”

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

They consider each other married:

They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

…This scene:

Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)

Some people: Ugh symbrock and all those monster fuckers wtf stop imagining weird stuff… yall only see what you wanna see

The actual fuckin comic: 

This week on funny marvel video edits

They probably dance to Cruel Angel’s Thesis too. Btw, I have a twitter account where I retweet random stuff and sometimes post drawing on, click here

Venom, after watching Sailor Moon transform: Eddie Eddie: Don’t

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

See it’s things like this that are the reason I didn’t know I was allergic to pineapples until yesterday. (I thought the extreme acidity was supposed to make my mouth numb and tingly and my throat hurt. But apparently that’s not true? It doesn’t happen to normal people? Oops)

Aliens would have a field day with humans not realizing they’re allergic to things because they don’t know the normal reaction to them.

Human: I like how this tastes despite it making my mouth numb. Alien: I don’t think it’s supposed to do that. Human: It is… I think? It does for me. Alien: Human-Steve doesn’t get that from that food. Steve: Nope. It’s not supposed to do that bro, you’re probably allergic. Human: oh… *eats it anyway* Alien: why? Human: it tastes good Alien: but you’re allergic Human: still tastes good

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