Bored to Death

I found this enamel strawberry cooking pot today at an antique store and instantly fell in love with her instantly🥰 🍓❤️

I want my kids to see how much their father and I love each other.

I want them to see us share random kisses in the kitchen. I want them to see how excited I am when he walks through the door. I want them to see us always holding hands in public. I want them to see us slow dancing in the kitchen in our pajamas late at night. I want them to know that no matter what, they will always have the stability of mom and dad loving each other. Even though in their young brains they'll think it's gross how affectionate we are, I hope they'll carry on those memories and use us as an example of madly loving your spouse no matter what.

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

Yall forgot the part where the dog puts his snout in the hole

@amtrak-official

This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit

i love when kittens look fat and stupid like this

i’m so glad this resonated with the masses

Same vibes, they are brothers

i love when kittens look fat and stupid like this

Sir, this is a Wendy's sticker shop (Seriously Bernd is having a rough time somebody help this person)

I give him all the extras and he's still sad

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

#3185. Seareal

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From the same artist. Their gallery is here! https://piperthibodeau.artstation.com/

these days I keep thinking about le cruset pink kitchenware 💗☁️

I keep seeing these and I keep fighting the urge to buy them 😫

WOW! I’ve never seen so much violence in a robot match.

Source

wtf

Me watching diz hörrrrrr

Dude the Minotaur - Blacksmith fight was top tier! That little vertical barrel spinner doesn’t look like much at first until “POW!” and a 250lb robot goes flying.

👆 This.

I could not reblog this