just got fired due to absences bc of my disability and chronic pain
if anyone feels inclined to tip a twink
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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!
any intruders are welcome to join us for story time
my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.
when will it be my turn.
Something about the "it's one banana Michael" meme people don't talk about which makes it funnier is that the Bluth's business was founded on a frozen banana stand, so that isn't just ignorance about food staples, but their own inventory
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Doomed from the beginning
Unknown / Marguerite Duras / Blanca Varela / Ramona Ausubel / Anne Carson / Heather Havrilesky / Michael Cunningham / Lisel Mueller / Richard Siken x Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui
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as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time
he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.
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The squealed “pleaaaase” sounded straight out of Invader Zim
nobody wants your birds, brennan
Dude I love furries. I love fursonas. What if you were a beastie
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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid
doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.
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This rules so much. Holy shit.
Pulling this one out of mothballs.
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Certified Library Post
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
like this
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes
the reason you’ve been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together
people who don’t like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you