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Welcome to my biggest prompt list ever
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51. “You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”
52. “Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”
53. “You smell really nice.”
54. “Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”
55. “I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”
56. “If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”
57. “Here, let’s share the blanket.”
58. “You’re comfy.”
59.“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”
60.“But I want to hear you sing.”
61.“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”
62.“Care to give me a back scratch?”
63.“I think I love you.”
64.“Your bed head is really cute.”
65.“How about a kiss?”
66.“You made this for me?”
67.Aw, you’re blushing.”
68. Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?”
69. “Let me help you with that.”
70. “I don’t want to forget this moment.”
71.“Are you really flirting with me right now?”
72.“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
73.“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
74.“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
75.“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
76.“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
77.“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything”
78.“No, it’s fine. I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
79.“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
80.“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
81.“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
82.“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
83.“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
84.“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
85.“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
86.“ You are so beautiful — So fucking beautiful. “
87.“And just WHERE do you think you’re putting your hands?”
88.“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
89.“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
90.“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
91.“It was always you.”
92.I love you in every possible way.”
93.“I didn’t mean to love you so much.”
94.“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”
95.“Duck, you idiot!”
96.“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a wand and I’m not afraid to use it.”
97.“Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”
98.“It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
99.“Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”
100.“I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”
101.“Define normal.”
102.“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”
103.“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
104.“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
105.“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.”
106.“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”
107.“And you wonder why you’re still single.”
108.“Remind me to kill you. Please.”
109.“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?”
110.“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.”
111.“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.”
112.“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.”
113.“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
114.“My middle finger salutes you.”
115.“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.”
116.Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
117.“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.”
118.“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
119.“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.”
120.“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
121.“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
122.“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”
123.“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
124.“I need therapy after this.”
125.“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.”
126.“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.”
127.“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.”
128.“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.”
129.“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.”
130.“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.”
131.“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
132.“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!”
133.“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
134.“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
135.“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
136.“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.”
137.“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.”
138.“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.”
139.“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.”
140.“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
141.“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”
142.“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
143.“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.”
144.“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.”
145.“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
146.“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
147.“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
148.“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
149.“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.”
150.“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.”
151.“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”
152.“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”
153.“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”
154.“I know you lied to me.”
155.“I’m not even sorry.”
156.“You backstabber!” 157.“I never want to see you again.” 158.“You never mattered to me.”
159.“I knew this was a bad idea.”
160.“Rot in hell.”
161.“It was supposed to be a secret!”
162.“No one loves me.” 163.“He/she/they is/are so petty…” 164.“You made me cry.” 165.“I don’t know who you are anymore.” 166.“How DARE you?!” 167.“I know you’re not talking to me…” 168.“I SAW you with him/her/them!”
169.“Just leave me alone.”
170.“What did you do?!” 171.“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”
172. “Just admit that was extra…”
173.“I forgive, but I don’t forget.” 174.“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?” 175.“So what if I had sex with your ex?” 176.“There’s something I have to tell you…” 177.“I can’t do this anymore.” 178.“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.” 179.“I never loved you.” 180.“It’s too late.”
181.“Quit ignoring me.”
182. “Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”
183.“I love you. I’m sorry.”
184.“I don’t want to be friends.”
185.“Can we please pretend I never said that?”
186.“Friendzoned again.”
187.“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”
188.“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”
189.“I was there for you when no one else was!”
190.“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”
191.“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”
192.“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”
193.“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”
194. “I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”
195.“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”
196.“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”
197.“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”
198.“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”
199.“We agreed this was just physical!”
200.“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”
Ahhh im sorry that was so long, but if you read all the way to here, your a real one.
Again i write for all Hp characters! Feel free to use these prompts as ur own
↳ SEX W/ MONTANA DUKE | MASTERLIST
Request: “Hey! Could you please write headcanons about sex with Montana Duke?” - @psychobitchtess
Count: 29
A/N: I love Montana so much :’)
Cody Fern and Darren Criss in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story
AHS: 1984 | 9x04
mrrpmurphy: AHS 1984 Trailer. AHS Season NINE premieres September 18 on FX #AHS1984
↳ SHE’S THUNDERSTORMS | MASTERLIST
Fandom: Stranger Things
Request: —
Warnings: SMUT, fem!reader, gentle!dom!steve x sub!reader, daddy/baby girl kink, mutual masturbation/phone sex, established romantic relationship, slight orgasm denial (?), praise kink, that probably covers it
Word Count: 3.0k
A/N: i had an idea™ …
oh, also! written with st2!steve in mind. but you could definitely change that up if you want to!! (& not my gif!! found on tenor, posted by captainromanoff.)
Cody Fern attends the FYC red carpet for FX’s “American Horror Story: Apocalypse” at NeueHouse Hollywood on May 18, 2019 in Los Angeles, California
ok so you know how old timey cars had like a big horn, well what if instead of a horn you put a goose on your car and every time you wanted to honk the horn you squeezed your goose and he honked
me finally leaving the fandom lunch table because of this one post
Today I hit 1000 followers on a 9 week old blog and I wanted to do something to show you all how much I love you.
So if you are following me this one is for you. I am giving away a framed cross stitch.
I did this myself and not only is it in honor of our dear Tony Stark but it also shows how much I love you guys.
This is giveaway is for anyone following me, no matter your country of origin. BUT if you are under 18 you need to make sure it’s ok for you to enter as I will have to get your address to send you this.
To enter simply reblog this post (it’s harder to track just the likes). I’ll check if you follow me and you’ll be entered.
The giveaway will end on May 24th at 8 pm, EST. I’ll then do a randomized drawing.
I want Michael to make fun of me for my daddy issues while he ruthlessly pounds me lmao 🤪
Omfg …oh my godd
“You like that? Fucking whore. Nobody in life to guide you, nobody to punish you. I’m your daddy now” He says as he grabs your hair and pushed your face further into the mattress fucking you on your stomach from behind, feeling how suffocatingly tight you are around him, groaning at how well you fit around him,
“This little lost girl does great riding my cock. Pathetic, worthless little bitch. Your innocence is mine, you embarrassing whore.”
BITCH I CHOKED
I’ve decided that if I can’t have Cody as an unhinged slasher boy next season, I’ll settle for a snooty camp councilor in track shorts instead
a thought: when sugar daddy!duncan is distracted with work all day and doesn't pay attention to his sugar babies jim and y/n, they decide to punish duncan a little fucking right in front of him without letting him join
Am I gonna kill two birds with one stone? (In theory, I would kill all the birds because I’m irrationally afraid of them)
also a shoutout to drunk anon (tqm amiga!) for always sending me asks ily ily ily and this a continuation of a beach house feat duncan x sugar babies ask she sent + some people requested a part 2 to it
this is beach!house!duncan being distracted when he’s supposed to be on vacation w his babies? I can guarantee you, they wouldn’t be too happy with that and would definitely have to punish him for it.
this wasnt meant to be this long but oops
word count: 1.7 k
warnings: smut smut smut, angst if you squint
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i hope u enjoy lovey!!
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Imagine the shit older!Duncan would say to you while he's railing you, though. Telling you that you're so little, he feels like he might break you, but you're still such a good girl for daddy anyways. Taunting you and asking you if the little boys your age could fuck your cunt this good, and always reminding you that he's the first man to split your cunt open and make you feel this good
he’d definitely have the biggest potty mouth in bed. that’s canon.
“look at how wet your tight little pussy is. it’s dripping all over the fucking bed.”
“i’m going to fuck you so well, princess. make you feel me for days”
“you like this don’t you? my cock splitting you in two? such a slut. all for daddy.”
“i bet the boys your age can’t destroy you like i can. you need a mature man. a man to properly show you who’s boss.”
“you’re so tiny, baby. your cunt is practically splitting trying to take my cock.”
“please, daddy. harder.”
“you don’t want me to break you, do you?”
“yes, please”
What do you think Duncan Shepherd is like as a sub
@coollangdon pretty much wrote this entire answer for me sooo
I think it would take a lot for him to get into that kind of headspace and give up that power/control but when he does, I think he’d go back and forth between being really pouty/bratty/questioning your authority & trying to get a rise out of you, but he’d ALSO be really sweet and nuzzle his face into your neck wanting to be close to you, he’d be super touchy and would BEG for attention (although he would never admit to it later), I just think he’d be really sweet and affectionate and want to please you and make you happyand i think that when he’s out of that headspace he gets really embarrassed about some of the things he says/did. Probably never will admit that you have authority over him/you being dominant and caring for him makes him feel good. But he’d probably show it in other ways, like asking you to do simple tasks for him or asking your permission to do stuff. so very subtley he shows that he loves your control over him ;)
leo sun, scorpio moon, libra rising
for anon
