lesbian slasher call that a butcher

I now want to write a slasher movie about a killer who calls himself The Butcher and he’s beaten by a lesbian whose final words to him before she cuts his head off is, “Oh yeah? Well, I’m the butchest.”

I have a theory that’s not really a theory but I think that there are a lot of people using canes that should be using walkers or rollators and there’s a lot of people using walkers or rollators who should be using a wheelchair. And there’s a lot of people using manual wheelchairs that should be using power chairs. Because ableism in short.

i think this is extremely true and i would even advise to anyone who uses a mobility aid, to consider whether you would benefit from the 'next tier up.' if the answer seems to be even vaguely yes, it's probably actually very yes.

remember how much stigma and internalized ableism is working against you. if you have even a glimmer of a thought that you need a particular mobility tool, you have probably already needed it for a long time

they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .

this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless

they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing

i thought a propaganda was when a british person looks at smth real close

this is not at all an insult to anyone because it's like a universal tumblrina experience but it is so funny to realize you have mutuals who have close friends that hate you or have you blocked

I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?

Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find you

geoguessr guy continues to body people on twitter

This is the greatest commentary on the twitter situation that could positive done

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

Fools! You’ve both fallen for one of the classic blunders! The first is never to start a land war in Asia but only slightly less well known is to never address a tumble user by name!!!

Pipe expanding machine

Wowww

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

Mochi, claws out, DIRECTLY into my tender flesh: The Acupuncturist

Comments on erotica are so funny because a lot of the people in those sections are trying to compliment the author without directly saying "awesome job, I jacked it to this!"

Help.

when you and your bf get caught bombing a church 😔🙏

talking to people who have never considered suicide as a viable option is like talking to an alien

one of these ppl is one of my friends and i can confirm. sometimes its like im talking to an alien. bitch doesnt feel constant anxiety, doesnt have struggles with depression, DOESNT EVEN HAVE SENSORY ISSUES. hes ones of my best friends and tbh i may be a little in love with him. somehow despite not having any of these issues hes able to successfully talk someone through a depressive breakdown or an anxiety attack very calmly and with a lot of compassion. he is very highly valued in my mind