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im never getting over this actually!!!
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Kind of obsessed with what a rat woman messy lunatic Fiona is. I think there’s been this idea of her in fanon that she’s badass, but what u see more clearly in awtwb is that she is truly out of her fucking gourd. She has a bong that looks like a lamp and a lamp that looks like a bong and she vapes and fills her vintage sports car with crumbs and cigarette butts and is a vampire hunter, even while she’s trying to marry a literal vampire and lives with her nephew, a vampire
She probably smells so bad
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Surprisingly, killing something in self defense is NOT a sign of affection if the object of that affection sent it after you in the first place.
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literally nothing matters. except winged characters sheltering other characters under their wings. that's extremely important actually.
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The Mage: “Look at me, Simon. Have you ever known me to indulge myself with a normal life? Where is my wife? My children?
Me:
simon watching his sad hot roommate with a death wish be mean and smart and sexily drink blood in the woods and ask 'is anybody gonna fall in love with that' and not wait for an answer
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Simon whenever he saw Baz during 5th year:
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simon: penny:
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*shoves you down the stairs* (affectionate)
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Let baz turn into a swarm of bats 2k21
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Simon Snow logic
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anyways happy anniversary to that one gay vampire and his traumatized dragon boyfriend
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It’s December 23rd!!
Happy interrogate your wannabe punk aunt, visit the library (the big one), commit treason (it’s research), and sit creepily while your non-date eats dinner day!
good morning to himbos, boys w curly hair, boys who have a cartoon devil’s tails, boys who understand tht sometimes holes just need to be filled, boys who seduce vampires, boys who buy unicorn Frappuccinos, & boys who definitely aren’t dragons and good morning to them ONLY
Simon: Baz deserves someone better than me
Demon goat: h-
Simon, stabbing him with Baz's wand: not you
Lamb: Hello—
Simon, about to stab him with a wooden chair leg: NOT YOU
Shepard when he first met the gang in Wayward Son
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Fans of the Carry On book by Rainbow Rowell scrolling through the Carry On tag after Supernatural S15ep20