I know we've all been having the "Stevie is Sherlock, Nate is Watson, David is Irene" conversation for a while but I'm so sad bc nobody has brought up the most obvious of comparisons: Pix is Mrs. Hudson

I love this

I think pip ravi the ellingham gang and the bayview four all need to meet

yes yesyesyesyes

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

i need this good luck post before each exam

I am not gonna say it's rascism but I gotta say it's fucking rascism.

Oh yea, it's MOST DEFINITELY racism along with a hefty dose of misogynoir (black women aren't entitled to feel hurt by 'jokes') and a touch of misogyny (the victims of Winstein and Polanski don't deserve institutional defense) with a dash of respectability politics (neither Winstein or Polanski embarrassed the academy on their Big Night)

All of this 👆

two essential skills for artists

“good enough” and “fuck it”

“good enough” is when you are working on something and are happy with most of it but can live with a few imperfections, useful when needing to move on from sketch to inking/coloring or what have you.

“fuck it” is when you absolutely hate what you’re doing every step of the way but you post it anyways, very useful during art blocks.

both are useful to help you move on and not obsess over making it perfect, because art is anything but perfect, even photo realistic artists probably see imperfections that someone else might not catch 

these can also be applied to other things in life

Good reminder for cosplay, hot dang

The dress he’s referring to. 😍

The purpose of persecuting Rowling, of symbolically burning the quintessential witch of our times, is not to erase JK Rowling from history books. At this point, that’s impossible. The purpose of the abuse, intimidation and the erasure of her work is to send a message to other women. ‘If we can do this to JK Rowling’, it says, ‘imagine what we could do to you’.

We don’t have to imagine it.

Had aquarium gravel for dinner how are you guys doing

Well I had to eat a lump of cold poison and then work 29 hours at mill

One thing I won’t be is a woman who misses out on her life because she is busy catering to a man

One serious antifa dude. 👍🌞

May his example be for a blessing and G-d’s hand on him in protection! This is a righteous act.

I love that he’s using food to do it. Like he could try to fight with politics or slogans or something, but nah he just went food. And I love that. I love all of it.

I do, too. Like his art is gorgeous so don’t take what I’m about to say as an insult to him, but:

It’s also kinda dumb.

It’s not making any particular statement by itself. It’s just “oh look, pizza.”

Which is fantastic, because that means its underlying message, when taken into full context, is “this silly, completely irrelevant picture IS MORE RELEVANT THAN YOUR GRANDSTANDING HATE.”

And not just resetting the defaced art to its original, but using the need to paint again as an excuse to paint EVEN BIGGER.

This man is a national treasure.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

no no it’s what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff

THERE’S WATER IN MILK?

WHAT DID YOU THINK THE LIQUID WAS?

IDK ISNT MILK ITS OWN LIQUID?

NO

IT’S MILK-STUFF MIXED WITH WATER

MILK STUFF? DOESNT IT JUST COME FROM THE COW’S TIT?

ITS LIKE TIT JUICE, THERE IS WATER IN JUICE AND THERE IS WATER IN MILK

It’s fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.

Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.

Obsessed with the user who assumed milk was its own element on the periodic table

As op I felt like I had to make this

Milk, the forbidden 119th element

the only question left is if it’s a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.

OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.

Anyway it’s a rare earth metal apparently.

Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong

MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL

I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought “this is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table works”

I’m glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk

I’d really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarian’s thoughts are on milk’s electron orbital geometry

That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr that’s going a bit far

no, it is absolutely not going too far

You guys always complain that you don’t get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this

MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE

We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) don’t get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.

No milk is a lanthanide keep up

lanthanide?

I think you mean lactanide

I will put lego in all of your shoes

A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.

Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, that’s why we call it the Milky Way

this is a unique sort of thread in which you’ll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses

Enter OCEAN EYES and NOT DEAD YET, two of the king’s most quarrelsome stablehands.

OCEAN May one explain what powdered milk doth be? Is it not gas? I live in constant fear.

NOT DEAD The water flees to air, the rest is left. The dry debris then forms the powdered milk.

OCEAN Thou sayest water doth reside in milk?

NOT DEAD Pray tell what thou believ’st the liquid is?

OCEAN Is milk not one pure substance in itself?

NOT DEAD No; ‘tis only milk-stuff mixed with water.

OCEAN Yet milk appears from living cows’ own tits!

NOT DEAD ‘Tis juice from tits, yet water still it holds. If water be in juice, then ‘tis in milk.

Enter DERIN, the scarlet pescatarian.

DERIN ‘Tis drops of fat afloat in water, As if ‘twas dressing for thy greens. With water gone, the powdered milk remains.

A NOTE attached to an arrow, written by BURNING BRAND, flies through the window.

BURNING BRAND’S NOTE Obsessed with he who foolishly believ’d That milk is element of chemistry.

The NOTE crumbles to ash. BURNING BRAND is not seen again.

OCEAN As he who instigated such a fight, I felt that this creation was my duty.

OCEAN unrolls a scroll of parchment with a flourish.

OCEAN Behold, ‘tis milk, one hundred and nineteen.

Enter JASON FUNDER BERKER, a frog.

JASON FUNDER BERKER And yet the burning question still remains: ‘Tis metal, not, or somewhere in between?

JASON FUNDER BERKER does not wait to hear the answer, and exits.

DERIN A lanthinide! A special case, I see. How fascinating, geometrically.  But let us leave atomic musings be. For milk is a rare metal of our Earth.

OCEAN Of course it is, for I am always right. My choices are, of course, deliberate.

DERIN I do not doubt thou speakest truth, my lord Thy brilliant mind is utterly unmatch’d. It seems that an agreement has been reach’d.

OCEAN Of course; however, in sincerity I wish to know thy scholar-driven thoughts.

DERIN I fear ‘twould be beyond thy comprehension. To teach to thee would take this much too far.

Exit OCEAN, in a huff. Enter JESIN, BOOP BOOP, FLIPOCRITE, VELVET, and LOVELY DREAMS, curious onlookers attracted to the scene.

JESIN Do teach us, it would not take this too far!

DERIN Ye all complain of learning strangely, Then ask me baiting questions such as this!

BOOP BOOP Thy gross ineptitude shall be my death! Milk is formed of small component parts. The fat, the sugars, proteins all combine They seep through pores of membranes in this drink Unpleasant compounds all are filter’d out. All this obtained for small amounts of coin.

DERIN No, milk is lanthanide, pray keep the pace.

FLIPOCRITE The word thou mean’st is lactanide, I think.

DERIN May sharpened pain-shaped stones fill up thy shoes So that thou never know’st a moment’s peace.

VELVET A cube of milk, three inches on each side Could blow up the entire galaxy.

DERIN Our galaxy was formed in such a fashion. ‘Tis why we gave it name of “Milky Way.”

LOVELY DREAMS Thus ends our entertainment for the night Here fools and pompous scholars come to fight.

Exuent, pursued by a cow.

(Shakespearean adaptation format inspired by @mortimermcmirestinks​ in this post)

‼️‼️PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY LITTLE BROTHER!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY‼️‼️

He’s a missing native child and at EXTREME RISK! The cops aren’t doing SHIT!

BOOST, DONATE, & SHARE

This was posted on 29th October 2021. Don't mistake it for something super old. This is happening now and the kid could be in danger so please please PLEASE signal boost

This whole thread is full of people who started their periods at ages like 8 and 9, and they really wish they had a movie like Turning Red at that age, so they wouldn't have felt so weird about their normal bodies.

I got my first talk on periods in elementary school and got my period as soon as I started middle school.

People who specialize this movie have obviously never had a normal interaction with a preteen girl.

I was also in 5th grade when I got my period and my mother never told me everything about it. 

Turning red is a movie everyone needs to see despite their ages. Periods are perfectly normal and everyone should be educated about them. 

whatpath:

I couldn’t be happier to reblog this.

this is amazing.

This. Because I just don’t understand islamophobia because why?? It is just. a. religion. I absolutely hate when people do this, why does it matter what someone believes?

I kindly ask everyone who sees this on your dash to reblog their post and raise awareness. It does not matter if your blog follows a specific theme, or whatever, you can still reblog this.

I’m tired of people thinking that all Muslims are horrible. I know people who are Muslim and are amazing and sweet and really important too me.

@walkerrenee

—Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz, tr. by Judith Thurman, from "She Satisfies A Fear with the Rhetoric Tears,"

yeah i’d be forced to deactivate as well so please please sign!

@gunterdon @mx-kamisat0 @hydrobes @kamisathoes @jupeteer @chimkennuggieee @hearttebayo am sorry for all the tags but its important.

I signed it! Anyone who can plEASE DO! VERY IMPORTANT!!

@funidoors

WE HAVE 1 DAY LEFT 

We would be forced to reveal our full names and even our phone numbers and addresses. It will all be shown in PUBLIC for everyone with access to the internet

So usually I don’t share social causes or SOS type posts, but this seems really important. I can guarantee at least some of your favourite content and favourite art is from the Philippines. Obviously there’s no guarantee this will work, but they’re really close to their goal on this petition and they only have one day left on their deadline. Signing this and possibly sharing it has a chance of helping.