Camp has been kicking my booty recently. Yeah that’s right I said booty because you can’t say ass at a day camp for 5th graders. Only two weeks left and then I have the whole summer to do adult things. So yeah that’s why I’ve been MIA recently guys. Taking care of my girl @notpeterxparker and then camp life! How’s everyone been?

Maybe you should go to Booty Camp then?

Story time with Marley Elizabeth Rose! I’ve been dealing with a lot of stuff lately, and while avoiding people seems like the one thing I really should want to do, I decided to go out and help someone else instead. I contacted a community center yesterday to see if there was anything I could do, and what I imagined would just be me picking up trash and stuff in a park, ended up with me getting the address of a nearby correctional facility to volunteer there. This leaded me to literally singing to a bunch of convicts in prison and then helping some other volunteers garden along the exterior. I didn’t meet my own personal Alex Vause, but I did manage to make one guy cry because I reminded him of his daughter. When prisoners give you a standing ovation, you know you’re actually going to be okay. I think. Moral of the story..when you’re sad, make someone else happy!

Wait, they actually let you in there? Did you have to be screened or what? That’s probably one of the hardest gigs you’ll have. 

Okay, grandpa. I didn’t realize I needed your approval. When did I approve of those girlfriends?

You don’t, I’d just like if it was George. You approved in your sleep. 

You think you’re funny, don’t you? Maybe I should hang out with my boyfriend.

I don’t think that. I know that. The only boyfriend I’d approve of is George, just so you know. 

Is that so? Did you have fun with your girlfriends?

Totally. And I had fun with you too, don’t worry. You’re way cooler than my girlfriends.