beyond the gate there is a sea more sunless

I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

poor little boy got his booster vaccines. he is 2.5 pounds, and is very sad about everything

:(

the image editing for this cat toy has me in tears

Grimes has really gone downhill since the breakup

dishonest crop. dont get down on people who attain information in ways that best suit them, even if its theory you dont agree with

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

storebought is fine if you want, but you are encouraged to make something yourself! share what you're bringing in the tags :3

Continue✨ Keep going✨

Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar