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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

finally got around to finishing a sketch from last year 🎉🎉🎉

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

This is what this photo looks like. To me

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

you are making this so difficult

izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby

I just wanted to draw soft Archon feels xD and bonus:

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there

The two types of transmascs:

«Visage of a Friend»

Disclaimer1: Not based on any Genshin lore. Based on the fact "he" can sculpt.

For other disclaimers and title explanation,plz read thread.

Plz read from left to right.

Clearer ver at my Twitter!

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Title explanation (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS,SO YOU CAN OPT TO READ LATER)

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It can cover many meanings.

Venti seeing the visage of his departed friend from the statue, serenely smiling as he always remembers it, and

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(Disclaimer 2) What if it weren't Mondstadt's citizens who sculpted the largest Barbatos statue as widely believed, but his friend Morax? Thus,title also refers to how Morax views Barbatos as his friend. Morax certainly knows how to sculpt, since he sculpted Azhdaha.

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And thus,the third meaning of the title,is how Morax made the statue to reflect the visage of both Barbatos and his best friend.

Plz do not repost without permission!

Reblogs are wildly welcomed w.

#Venti #GenshinImpact #原神 #溫迪 #Barbatos #morax #rexlapis #zhongli #鍾離