ordinary entrance

have fun w/ this

merry christmas 2022! totes not late, no sir

I’m back bitches

Photo: Kenta Kiuchi

Model: Eri Kitami

Nine gothic misfortunes

1. You have an enormous black dog which must be walked for four hours daily or it puts its excess energy to use in lighting witch-fires in awkward places. One day you were feeling a little ill, so you asked the unreliable narrator to walk the dog instead. The unreliable narrator faithfully walked the dog for four hours. It is a complete mystery as to why everything is on fire.

2. You hid under the grand staircase to escape that thing that was knocking at your window in the height of the storm. Now there is a ‘delivery failed’ notice on the mat. You are going to have to pick up your artisan cheeses from the local depot twenty miles away.

3. The malign spirit possessing you has lapsed on its ghastly rent, and as a consequence you have been re-possessed by a bailiff. It is somewhat alarming to be in the possession of a supernatural bailiff. Your body spends more time in the high court of the dead that you would like.

4. You came to this graveyard on the cliff over the sea at the dead of night with the intent of digging up the grave of your long-lost love, which you believe to contain the silver dagger that alone can settle her unquiet ghost. It is a stressful situation. You were never very good at numbers when stressed. You believe you may have taken twenty rather than thirty paces from the old yew tree and may in consequence have dug up a badger.

5. A dread raven has settled over your door, from which it hourly proclaims your doom. You made a plan to get rid of the raven. The raven network appears to have got hold of this plan, because another smaller raven turned up to perch on the shoulder of the first and proclaim its doom. Now a third, even smaller one has turned up. You have recursive ravens. There is probably a lot of doom about to come down.

6. Lacking a cellar, you have walled up your rival beneath your floorboards. Unfortunately your rival is a mouse and seems to be enjoying it down there. Will the cheese board will never be safe?

7. Now that they the have closed the refinery across the bay, the mist no longer descends over the high moor at night and as a consequence gruesome deeds cannot be done unnoticed. You have a huge to-do list of gruesome deeds. The local undertaker has started to call you up regarding supply chain issues.

8. You have been staring into this abyss for some considerable time. It is not gazing back. In point of fact it is ignoring you completely. It looks like you will be going home alone tonight.

9. Your grandmother has refused to pass down the ancestral curse, instead bequeathing it to the local cats’ home.

@lauralot89

@pencilatwork

@mandal0rian

I am using this in whichever next D&D campaign I’m allowed to be in

honestly this is a great new aesthetic

@ligerstorm

This is absolutely amazing. I need to use this as well

BECDEC

MY NAME IS GODDAMN BECDEC

Holy shit….. join the club because my name is fuckin Haymay

I’m fucking Juljul

fiojan… thats like a legit name

Lucjun

Jenjun

Tabjan….how ironic Tab Jan (jan is Farsi equivalent to “dear.”)

Tanaug

Carmar…

Megaug wut

JAKNOV?!?!?

“lauoct” isn’t even fucking pronounceable this is bullshit

Vanjan! Pfft

Two gifts from two really amazing people.. I don’t know what I did to earn such wonderful and kind friends. I don’t have words for how grateful I am. It’s my favorite ponies: A cuddly Big Mac plushie, and this painstakingly crafted, hand-stitched, Shining Armor and Applejack t-shirt. 

Christmas usually bums me out and I -normally- don’t feel much about presents or anything.. but this makes me joyfully tear up inside. I aspire to be as generous and kind as these guys. 

Thank you, Liger Storm (nsfw) @ligersartplace for best stallion plush!

Thank you, MidwestB @mdwstb​, for the amazing shirt! He says he may post WIP pics of this shirt on his tumblr, too. 

And thank you to all friends, everyone I know, even if we don’t talk often… you all enrich my life so much. and I wish more than anything, that I can give that back, someday or somehow.

late rebloop but im so glad you love it OwO and you’ve already given so much back no worries!

Two gifts from two really amazing people.. I don’t know what I did to earn such wonderful and kind friends. I don’t have words for how grateful I am. It’s my favorite ponies: A cuddly Big Mac plushie, and this painstakingly crafted, hand-stitched, Shining Armor and Applejack t-shirt. 

Christmas usually bums me out and I -normally- don’t feel much about presents or anything.. but this makes me joyfully tear up inside. I aspire to be as generous and kind as these guys. 

Thank you, Liger Storm (nsfw) @ligersartplace for best stallion plush!

Thank you, MidwestB @mdwstb​, for the amazing shirt! He says he may post WIP pics of this shirt on his tumblr, too. 

And thank you to all friends, everyone I know, even if we don’t talk often… you all enrich my life so much. and I wish more than anything, that I can give that back, someday or somehow.

late rebloop but im so glad you love it OwO and you’ve already given so much back no worries!

Frightened?

That is all right. Sit with me for a moment and rest should you need it, but I know that I will stand up again. I will deal with whatever comes towards me with a smile and keep on creating, educating, and spreading good faith. I can only hope, and I can only wish that things will go well. We are still here, we are still alive. If you’re afraid that is okay, just remember to get up again and smile, you’re still alive, you’re beautiful creatures each and every one of you. Stand tall and let your voices be heard now more than ever, let us work together for a beautiful tomorrow. Through adversity, we will overcome any obstacle. So for a moment, sit with me, I’ll let you lean upon me, so long as you remember to stand again with me and face the world with a smile and with some determination. 

With Love, Reynart the Fox  

Azure Striker Gunvolt ~ Enjoy!

Wow this looks damn awesome

For two good friends

♥♥ this is so great omg