my beautiful wife ibuprofen

the wedding will be quiet and dimly lit

miscellaneous shikatema doodles

It’s Barbie month.

"Microbial Rainbow" (detail), Tal Danino, 2018

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Special edition Snoopy stickers, in classic Monet, Renoir, Van Gogh, etc. paintings.  Love ‘em!

My favorite thing about the Shadow and Bone show is that you'll see Alina fighting to protect her country or whatever and then it'll cut to the crows doing the stupidest shit

The Crows in Shadow and Bone Season 2 + Text Posts

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉

I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life

I believe this is Hvaldimir, who, get this, is believed to be a defected Russian spy. Literally.

He showed up in Norway in April 2019 wearing a camera harness labeled "equipment of St. Petersburg", has tried pulling ropes on boats, is obviously very familiar with people and prefers to hang with people. While we know Russia has marine mammal government programs (the US does too, but it's bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions), the extent of their programs is not declassified like the US Navy's are.

He likes to play fetch and be scratched around the blowhole.

He has taken a diver's knife out of the scabbard, played with underwater drones, stolen a go pro from a kayaker, and other mischief. Notably, it has been said by the Murmansk Marine Biology Institute, who may have been who trained Hvaldimir, that seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

Anyhow, enjoy Hvaldimir (the name combines the Norwegian word for whale, Hval, with Vladimir, as in Putin), the defected Russian spy whale.

2day my linguistics professor asked people to name some ships bc she was talking about morphology & how ship names were an example of blending and the room of 100+ people was completely silent bc who wants to expose themselves?? until this one person was like “umm johnlock” and i heard someone behind me go “oh my god……. i hate this”

THE MANDALORIAN (2019-) #03.E1: Chapter 17

Subtle angle differences

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Some hands from a while back

don't repost. click to enlarge. reblogs appreciated 💕

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops