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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

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reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

Bestie Steve Harrington & Dustin Henderson Stranger Things 4

made it more accurate 👍

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it

please watch this scene from the Garfield movie that establishes how evil the villain is

(“Good afternoon, gentlemen. What will you be having today: salmon, steak, or lasagna?” “STEAK. …I hate lasagna.”)

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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

i don’t know how to tell people that deriving pleasure - sexual pleasure included! - from art* is good actually, and that creating specific kind of art “just” because you find it hot or whatever is just as good a reason as any, and you don’t actually need some “deep and meaningful” reason to create art about things. pleasure - sexual pleasure included - is not the devil, it is not Bad and shameful, and it’s not any less valid of a reason to create something than because you want to, idk, explore the depths of the human consciousness or something

* art here includes writing

i’m glad this post resonated with people because i lost a years-long mutual over it when i made it lmao

JDSGJBDNKFJEDN HELP I can't understand who's screaming that to Steve, maybe Jonathan???

an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia

Imagine being a business that has managed to get THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF CUSTOMERS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE, and you've managed to make it so this is a bad thing.

You did it. That's late stage capitalism in one sentence.

"What was promised as infinite growth proved to be finite" feels like a very concise summary of every business person ever everywhere.

There is a finite number of humans physically alive. Ergo, there is a finite number of consumers. The legal responsibility put upon companies to provide infinite growth of wealth to their shareholders puts the companies in a position where they are forced at legal gunpoint to falsely advertise the fiscal lifespan of their products and services.

There is no such thing as infinite financial growth for a company because there are finite people buying. This is why companies constantly have to branch out and offer different things. This is why planned obsolescence is a "necessity" of business now, otherwise they'll run out of people to sell phones to.

in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

thankfully I don't have this problem, because I'm better than you losers