the mighty arms of atlas hold the heavens from the earth

i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day

i’m not like other guys, i like talking heads, i like david lynch, and i know what harsh noise is

in this day and age? it’s not realistic

guy who likes talking heads and david lynch:

guy who likes talking heads and harsh noise:

guy who likes david lynch and harsh noise:

Hipster bloggers are just disgusting. I can’t stand them.

Hey, this got a lot of notes. I’m glad everyone agrees that hipsters are bullshit.

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

GIRL

for some reason the actual graph is much funnier to me