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reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

all of us in the notes rn

huh...

well all of us now:

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

y'know what the US Dollar fucking sucks at? being physical. paper money is awful and the majority of USD denominations are primarily paper. make everything coins. lemme hold a 20$ coin like it's normal

also. put holes in them like those imperial chinese coins had so you can put them on like. a keyring but for coins. to offset the fact that putting coins in a regular wallet kind of sucks.

hi there. please don't putting your penis in the dollars.

Fun fact! The US paper money is also terrible for visually impaired people, because all the bills are the same size and design and can't be told apart with low/no vision. They're actually so bad that the US government got sued over them, and lost. A federal judge told the treasury to redesign them so that they'd be usable by the visually impaired. That lawsuit was in 2006. They're still working on it.

(they got an extension on when this needed to happen by setting up a program where they'll give visually impaired people electronic devices that can read bills and tell you how much they are worth)

It's not even a difficult problem. Countries all around the world solved it decades ago. Good grief.

You have to be conventionally attractive for this to work, otherwise you get called a slur

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

hes been fighting for so long…

his energy is flagging. PLEASE lend him your support NOW

noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

Your honor in my defense I am simply a little rascal

Hi Bob! 👋

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women