something truly horrific about clicking an article about a national or global tragedy only for a pop up to say you only have 3 more free articles this month and then each paragraph of the piece is divided by picture ads for skin creams while a video of a car commercial plays automatically in the corner no matter how far you scroll

It’s so cute that Yelena waited for Kate to get done eating before putting hot sauce on the macaroni

geniunely feel bad for everyone involved here ngl this situation sucks. dream, mana, the girl (oh my god the poor girl)

like regardless of whether mana was guilty this is none of our business and has just caused more stress and pain for everyone involved and it’s kind of sick that people would turn someone else’s trauma into an internet debate to begin with. anyways that’s my final thoughts on the matter

going forward, please don’t try to play internet detective with other people’s trauma

📸: @fermentedcherub <3

something about the impact of explosions, the lessons they teach and the scars they leave

I think Din should’ve adopted that BD droid. just saying.

Din Djarin + one liners

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

"the author is clearly NOT gifted by Hermes with the power of prophecy. two stars."

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

They who are without cringe can cast the first stone/comment on Tumblr dot com

hey tumblr user catlock-holmes? hey bud? i don’t think anyone is casting any stones at you, the bbc sherlock holmes roleplay blog created in july of 2021. pretty sure you took a voluntary swandive headfirst into a quarry there, pal.

baby girl u are a very freak and straange. iam deeplu in love with u

“clichés are bad” ok then explain showing up bloody or bruised outside your enemy’s door because you didn’t know where else to go