“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

ⓘ This user is tired.

Sex? Like that thing that Dean & Cas wanted to do with each other on Supernatural? You know that's not real right...

Snuppy

Jensen Ackles as Soldier Boy THE BOYS (2022) | 3.06 – “Herogasm”

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

spn | 14.08 | tfw 2.0

To everybody needing it: