he’ll pull your strings for the drama

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

“Tell me about yourself” ok do u wanna know my past trauma or my fave color?

most problems will go away if you ignore them. of course they'll resurface with greater intensity, so you have to ratchet up your ignorance every time. luckily this can go on forever, until you die in some strange- assuredly unrelated- way

Before you post, THINK! Does it follow the Hays Code?

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

I act like I'm fine but deep down I want a long, well-written love letter.

no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)

they're putting me down tomorrow

in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles