Arwenslight

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”

Accurate

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

@wittyy-name

“A Godswood without gods, as empty as me,” -Sansa Stark

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

Ellie Williams throughout the years.

Only death separates a trainer and his Bulbasaur

Artist:  kusasugiruneko / Twitter

I almost started crying in a restaurant

CAN Y'ALL STOP WITh THE SAD POKEMON COMICS THERE’S LIKE 80 OF THESE AND THEY ALL HURT

But it’s not sad

They lived a long and happy life together

That’s wonderful

The Rise of Skywalker (Credit https://www.artstation.com/echo20) 

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) dir. J.J. Abrams

My Daughter, The Jock