NO MORE SELF-DEPRICATING JOKES ON THIS SITE!! NO MORE!! NO MORE SUICIDE JOKES!

WE ALL AGREED THAT THE MORE YOU MAKE SELF-DEPRICATING JOKES THE MORE YOUR BRAIN WILL START TO BELIEVE THEM!!! NO MORE!!!!

DO NOT SAY YOU ARE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD SAY YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT GOD! IT'S WAY FUNNIER AND DOESN'T FUCK UP YOUR BRAIN!!!!

ideas of things to say instead of making a suicide joke:

if it needs to be somewhat dark, brian david gilbert’s tried and true “i’m going to throw myself into the sea” is very good! implied self-harm but not required! could just mean you need a nice little soak and that’s what he did in the video after all!!

GIRL HELLO????

what’s on your mane, dad

Why does this potato have legs?

SD Zoo has baby Capys!!!!!!!!

San Diego Zoo

crow singing along to flute music

When I read "crow singing", NOTHING prepared me for the crow going "lalala"

Enjoying hot springs

(via)

How to make a bug kisser 😘🐛

I'm going to launch a Kickstarter for these, sign up to be notified

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

This is a good thing to keep in mind.

This is so wholesome <3

apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i'm mad and there is no way i'm turning that stupid setting back on

this is it

Sitting here watching s2xe5 and it’s the scene where Crowley is asking Aziraphale why his French is so bad and he says “I went to Monsieur Rossignol’s night classes in 1760”.

I decided to Google if this was a real person since the name wasn’t familiar to me, and instead I had my giant gay heart stomped on by Neil Gaiman once again.

The French word for nightingale: Rossignol

It’s the language of romance and Aziraphale took night classes with a Mr. Nightingale. I CAN’T BREATHE.

It's the language of romance, of LOVE, and Aziraphale learned it the hard way, the human way, setting aside the Heavenly presets I ALSO CANT BREATHE

i think about this picture a lot, where aziraphale is keeping his eyes on job's children while they've been transformed into lizards. and yeah i caught it so that the lightning is framing him because- i-

a lot of folks get caught up in his and crowley's romance, which is totally fair! but i adore shots like this because they show his continued guardianship of humanity. the careful posing, the way the light hits him making him look angelic and slightly ethereal, and the way his body is posed feels so.... gentle????? i think it's in the curve of his back which i'd describe as graceful. like- AUGH!!! it'd be so easy for someone to photoshop wings in, and i'd do it myself if i had the ability.

the lizards/kiddos are settled in the pot, they probably aren't going anywhere and likely can't move very fast but HE'S! Still! PROTECTING THEM!!!

keeping a watchful eye to make sure humans stay safe! and i lose my mind every time!!!

they could have made it so that the first shot after the cut was his and crowley's conversation but they didn't! they didn't! and the lighting is framed so that they are in his protective shadow!!!!

stooping over slightly, making sure they're okay.

i'm going to lose my mind, i will *never* be the same again i swear.

i'm so sane about them

You idiot, we could have been...us. I forgive you.

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

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