every episode of bbc merlin ⇾ 1.07 The Gates of Avalon
The gates of Avalon remain closed to your daughter. Unless the soul of a mortal prince be offered up to them.
Arthur + Morgana being protective of one another
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
I know those eyes, following me
You can not untangle alt culture and being queer
Louder for the people in the back:
YOU CAN NOT UNTANGLE ALT CULTURE AND BEING QUEER
Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation
I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus
someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧
as a child I wondered why adults were so stupid (doing things out of habit/routine/heuristics rather than reasoning explicitly about what to do based on their goals) and the answer is that adults are unimaginably fucking tired all the time
tags via @gallusrostromegalus
For those not in the know, Sam Kerr, the captain of the Matildas (Australia’s women’s soccer team) and arguably the people’s princess of Australia was charged with the racially aggravated harassment of a police officer in Britain. Everyone was extremely disappointed and shocked, until it was revealed that said “racially aggravated harassment” was her calling the cop a “stupid white bastard”.
Aussie twitter is currently losing its shit, she could actually face jail time over this, and if she faces any punishment or imprisonment over this there have been calls to use this as justification for becoming a republic.
simply dont monday
"I've decided not to vaccinate my animals. Think about it, how often do you see a rabid dog?"
Yes Heather think about it. Think about how few rabid dogs you see in your comfortable western country with easy access to vet care. Think about why it might be that you've never seen a rabid dog. Really dig deep here you absolute fucking fool.
You want to know how close you are to rabies at any given moment?
A box of kittens was given away for free in an elementary school parking lot here. This is the largest city in my state. One of the kittens became ill and later tested positive for rabies. All of the other kittens in the box and every single person who petted them in the parking lot had to be tracked down, and many of these people had to get painful and incredibly expensive shots. The kitten obviously died. I still have no idea if the people giving away said kittens were ever found and hopefully they were not bitten.
Give your stupid fucking dog a stupid fucking rabies shot. Even if you don't boost them every year, one shot is usually enough to grant a life long immunity. Stop fucking with incurable diseases. You'll lose.
#rabies#i think we need to start traumatizing people with old yeller again#just tell em they're watching a fun dog movie#and then after they've been emotionally wrecked say 'i'm so glad we have rabies shots now'#'can you imagine having to kill your own beloved pet? one little poke could have saved him' via @aspiringwarriorlibrarian
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