I know I’m never here anymore. I’m sorry about that. I don’t think I’m going to get on here anymore except to do a thread every once in awhile with Ozzy and characters who are already close to him, like Seth.
Expect some revisions if my mind ever changes about that.
> comes back for a second just 2 remind everyone that ozzy is trans mlm
💟 + 🍵 !!
💟 — what is their stance on PDA?
loves it! loves showing off his partner and how much he loves his partner and how much his partner loves him. loves proving to the whole world that he is in fact The Cheesiest Happiest Luckiest Most Wonderful Boyfriend Ever. he flaunts relationships like diamond rings and you have to literally push him away by the face if you don’t want him kissing you.
obviously, though, if you’re trying to hide the relationship or your sexuality, or you just don’t like affection that much, he’ll respect that. it’ll just be hard for him, it’ll be something he has to learn to live with – ozzy is used to giving affection very, very freely, and to treating affection more like a performance than an act of intimacy.
🍵 — do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked?
he’ll Claim he prefers to do the asking, just because He’s A Man And That’s A MAN’S Job, but if someone brought ozzy flowers and asked him to a movie i think he might actually pass the fuck out.
send a symbol to find out:
💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!
hot takes that aren’t actually that hot but they’re my takes :
so i’m pretty sure tumblr fuckin shadowbanned this blog seeing as i can’t post or reblog anything without jumping through a million hoops lmao
until then, find me here:
pros to giving me the rights to osmosis jones: i will make a musical sequel
happy pride!!!!! =^D
Ozzy has ADD, and Drix is autistic. the nuances of how they interacted (especially in the movie) always made me think they were neurodivergent.
alright it’s sunday i haeve to . i have to talk about cells fucking again i guess.
kissing a leukocyte is a very strange experience. cell-kisses most often involve an exchange of fluid from one body to the other and back again, which means he’s ... essentially ... going to spit a huge mass of sugar-water into your throat, and then suck the spit out of your mouth so fucking hard it’s honestly ... not ... pleasant. if you aren’t expecting it.
having sex with a leukocyte is an equally strange experience, as they lack a prostate, or an actual clitoris, or any specified nerves / nerve endings / genitalia / sexual characteristics. they can create or erase openings in their bodies at-will, and they can shape themselves however they wanna shape themselves; they can also arrange and focus what nervous tissues they do possess in whatever place, with whatever density, they feel appropriate.
this means they can make themselves feel almost nothing just as easily as they can overstimulate themselves with a single touch, and that it doesn’t really matter where you touch them so much as whether or not they’re Into It enough to expose their sensitive spots to you.
Honestly something that bothers me more than most things is having my compassion mistaken for naivety.
I know that another fish might eat this bullfrog right after I spend months rehabilitating it.
I know that turning a beetle back onto its legs won’t save it from falling over again when I walk away.
I know that there is no cosmic reward waiting for my soul based on how many worms I pick off a hot sidewalk to put into the mud, or how many times I’ve helped a a raccoon climb out of a too-deep trashcan.
I know things suffer, and things struggle, and things die uselessly all day long. I’m young and idealistic, but I’m not literally a child. I would never judge another person for walking by an injured bird, for ignoring a worm, or for not really caring about the fate of a frog in a pond full of, y’know, plenty of other frogs.
There is nothing wrong with that.
But I cannot cannot cannot look at something struggling and ignore it if I may have the power to help.
There is so much bad stuff in this world so far beyond my control, that I take comfort in the smallest, most thankless tasks. It’s a relief to say “I can help you in this moment,” even though they don’t understand.
I don’t need a devil’s advocate to tell me another fish probably ate that frog when I let it go, or that the raccoon probably ended up trapped in another dumpster the next night.
I know!!!! I know!!!!!!! But today I had the power to help! So I did! And it made me happy!
So just leave me alone alright thank u!!!!
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idk i really like hugs widncievnierv
BOLD the statements that are true for your muse.
APPEARANCE :
PERSONALITY :
ABILITY :
HOBBIES :
EXPERIENCES :
RELATIONSHIPS :
MY LIFE :
RANDOM SHIT :
