its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

ORIGINAL

how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t

im a hoe for art restoration

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

venom knew they could trust eddie as soon as the two of them merged together bcus venom searched tom hardy’s memories and saw him help save all those lesbians in mad max fury road

kurapika’s nen teacher: promise you’ll be careful using your power

kurapika, a literalist: yeah sure cross my heart and hope to die

*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*

Good FREAKEN evening people!

Love what she’s done with the place.

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

People are comparing Rouxls to Mettaton, but they don’t acknowledge the key difference between them. Mettaton’s a pretty savvy guy, he just does outrageous things because that’s what brings in the views. Rouxls, on the other hand, is an authentic Grade A organic cage-free dumbass.

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

i’m just saying grieg went tf off!