What's your opinion of me?

1: You’re awesome 2: I consider you my friend 3: I consider you my best friend 4: I love you 5: I’m in love with you 6: You’re attractive 7: You’re fascinating 8: You’re like a sibling to me 9: Friends forever 10: I never want to lose you 11: I’d date you 12: I’d marry you 13: I’d sleep with you 14: You’re a cutie 15: You have a great personality 16: I wish we lived closer 17: I love your blog 18: We don’t talk, but I wish we did 19: I don’t like you 20: I’m not sure how I feel about you 21: I wanna get to know you better 22: I wish we lived closer 23: I wish we were better friends 24: Sometimes I wonder if you know I exist 25: I’d probably date you if I knew you better 26: I wanna give you a nickname 27: You are very important to me 28: I love your views, and share most of them 29: I hate your views 30: I love your aesthetic 31: I hate your blog 32: You have influenced my opinion on something 33: I want to see a movie with you 34: I wanna recommend some music to you 35: Your taste in music is great 36: Your taste in movies/TV is great 37: I want to tell you a secret 38: You frighten me 39: I’d travel the world with you 40: I wouldn’t mind it if you messaged me privately

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

Home made pumpkin and sweet potato soup 🎃🍠 with crusty bread, and sunflower spread🌟

Hannah Queen

its really easy to overlook if you’re a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianity

i made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza place closing early on sundays.

Ofc it all makes sense now

These are just too good

take it

people who aren’t at least mildly obsessed with something are hard to buy gifts for

word to the wise: don’t hide your obsessions; all you get is soap/candles.

bitch my obsession is candles

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.