Okay here’s one for what character are YOU (instead of who’s ur bestie)

Haha knew it!

pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,

why does no one remember how homophobic the 00s were? this totally checks for 2003

I’M DECEASED

1950?? In 1950 they couldn’t have done this even as a joke. Even up through the 80s suggesting that someone as wholesome as Superman could be gay, even temporarily, would have gotten them dragged over the coals and probably boycotted by concerned parents’ groups. This is 100% a 2003 joke.

office mug

the best part is a whole bunch of artists took him up on it so there’s just an entire thread of Grunkle Stan face-punching nazis and it’s beautiful

Unrelated, but entirely needed.

My friend @curzec got hers signed by Alex not too long ago!

Sure did! Here’s the saga

Original drawing

Redrawn version signed!

MIGHT I ADD THAT THE PINES FAMILY IS CANONICALLY JEWISH!!! YOU PUNCH THAT NAZI STAN YOU PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN HIS UGLY FACE

I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

"Joan Rowling, most famous for her staunch opposition to equal rights through her popular Twitter blog"

"Long time advocate against women's rights, Joan Rowling."

"Joan Rowling, a major contributor to the conservative party"

reply by @sapphos-mistake :

I can't quite agree with that line of reasoning but I can't quite disagree either, and her pen name for the other genre she's published novels in is Right There, so like, "popular far-right blogger Robert Galbraith (real name Joanne Rowling)", and refer to her as Galbraith for the rest of the piece

honestly you're right, that's way better. we should do that forever now

honestly you’re right,

that’s way better. we should do

that forever now

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the only thing better than a man with eyeliner or a man with black nail polish is a man with eyeliner AND black nail polish

@crow-the-cannibal

look at my horses boy

(image ids in alt)

rewatched chicken run

Oh, Archivist!

It's almost sad to see you like this!

...Almost.

2010 Aqua Pets Muki Wild Planet Entertainment Toy

Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

If my rhyming isn’t great, can you really blame me?

That man lived my life and then tried to defame me!

I’m just out of practice because my crib is a hole

will i ever take back what Eminem stole?

(high pitched backup vocals: his only friends are two mice and a mole)

Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.