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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

oh :(

The easiest way to peel an orange without getting painful orange peel under your fingernails is digging a spoon under its skin, in this direction:

The spoon easily breaks through the thin membrane connecting the skin to the flesh and roughly follows the shape of the interior allowing it to very easily lift the skin away.

This is also faster and more effective than the dedicated "citrus peelers" people have posted. Everybody owns a spoon.

Biblically accurate Falin

like black people are present in every single fucking genre and scene and popularized and straight up created several but people are so fucking hell bent on finding every possible excuse to not engage with their music because its easier than trying to confront their own racism. like okay well if its truly just a disinterest in most rap music then surely you listen to black artists in other genres right? who am i fucking kidding. of course you dont.

anyways. you will listen.

this was initially just gonna be me force feeding all of you like black alt music but actually here. music from black artists with vibes all across the spectrum because what a fucking shocker black talent exists everywhere and if youre gonna be pulling the bullshit excuse of truly just not liking rap you need to learn to shut your fucking mouth and go back to tswift or broaden your fucking horizons.

a couple more

actually yeah everyone PLEASE feel free to drop some of your favourite black artists (whether thats solo artists, groups, duos, etc.) in the reblogs or replies, share 🤲

(special interest is a punk band with multiple members but their singer is black)

*Cracks knuckles in goth*

a playlist i've been adding to for a few years of black music -- specifically one shifting focus away from men, who are only present as features

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

4/22/2020

When you cry, you flush a lot of things out of your brain chemically and it physically helps you feel better if you’re stressed out or going through something really emotionally/mentally painful.

I feel like I’m just… steeped. And it’s really hard for me to work up a good cry. 

I could use it, I think. Like going through a car wash for my brain.

It Doesn’t Matter - Aerial East

forgiveness & self loathing

something something click for quality :(

Ever seen a turtle dance? 🐢🕺 Lou really enjoys his "scrub hut" inside our Soft Coral Garden. Video by Aquarist Celeste

@catboybiologist

Lol I'm p sure I'm in this exact reblog chain

i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH