same
@colorfulsouls , eating a bowl of rice at 2:30 a.m. : how ludicrous do you think ludacris’s parties get?
me: you deserve a treat salem ( @erudiction ) : me: salem: me: but like not in a pet...dog kind of way me: i mean you deserve nice things salem: BITCH I DO DESERVE A TREAT I BEEN TURNIN TRICKS
hi my guys gals and nonbinary pals the last few days have been a fucking rollercoaster but im gonna try to do some starters n shit
————HEY !! it’s a ya boi’, && your favorite italian is BACK !! have you ever wanted to interact with the MAN, the MEME, the LEGEND,—WALUIGI ?? && wanted to join in on his cheating shenanigans?? if you’d be so generous to like && reblog this, i’ll check you out!! non-rp / personals, DON’T REBLOG !! thx! && just remember-
hello my dudes. ya boy tired as hell but got the next three days off so ill try to be here
Captain Diabetes
like/reblog if you agree
“ AUGH!! ” The only response to her presence for several seconds is a quick and high SHRIEK ! and the THUD of his body against the locker as he makes way for the girl. ( IF YOU DON’T SHE’LL RUN YOU OVER WATCH OUT WATCH OUT !!! ) “ WHA-WHADDUHYOUWANT?! I mean -- hi. ” /// @rollerbarbie
“ Didja see that! ” BRIGHT SMILE, sharing to whoever is closest - his friend’s girlfriend in this case. “ The lunch lady gave me some extra tater tots! Ya want some? ” Or is she his ex-girlfriend? Doesn’t matter; tater tots are for everyone, regardless of relationship status. /// @emojicode
when you’re so done with saving icons that u literally start copying and pasting them from hollow art
ok im gettin ready for work soon but i drafted replies and ims are open
“ Tim? ”
(“ What? ”)
[ There’s a gentle eyebrow raise, catching the hesitancy from his dear friend. Why would he want to know…? ]
“ Tim… Timmy Timmy? ”
(“ A… nice manga? ”)
“ Yeah? We--well what kind of mmmmanga? You want that hen...you want that heeeenn...that tentacle shit? ” Stutters and giggles, hard to tell which is interrupting his speech more. He bumps a crutch against one of Timmy’s wheels --- “ Wink wink, nnn-nudge nudge, very much? ”
when you cant decide whether to rob or buy some keyboards so you hit a person with your car
shit yall im having a ton of anxiety rn i think ill be back later
“ Heya Tim-Tim. ” Voice takes a gentler tone, as if hesitant. Tender subject? Hard to say. “ So, I was wondering, in a purely hhhhHY-pothetical scenario, what would you....wha--what would you like for Chr...for Christmas? ” /// @ukulelesolosandfoiledplans [Timmy obv]