Oh man do I have an answer for you
did the beat go off?
i nut and then my meat go soft?
her daughters got the whooping cough?
i brake and let the children cross?
hmmm
Chemicals > water > gay frogs 🐸
between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?
did not ask, yet ye shall receive:
BEGONE, THOT;
(remove, foul, foe)
PISS YOURSELF:
(release, warmth, shame)
PWEASE NO STEPPY:
(request, no, cruelty)
What retro video game sprites actually look like
What “retro-influenced” indie devs think they look like
Coca Cola= goes with a cheese burger Pepsi= goes with a slice of pizza
What would be a good pairing for Dr. Pepper
feet
if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.
me: no??? that’s mean???
brain: polar bear, then
me: no
brain: the lions just got fed raw meat
me: yes?
brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
me: …
rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received
I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.
sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering
It’s a shame the National Geographic folks couldn’t have shot this thing when it was painted–but here’s the finished standing Quetzalcoatlus. He’s taller than a modern giraffe!
big beak…