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hhhhhhgghrgwjqnajahaknz Imperial Tech Imperial Tech IMPERIAL TECH-
Let it all out, darling.
*seething*
𝑀𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇𝓈.
Sir-
Yes, that is the correct way to address me.
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Him
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grass cells under a microscope look happy as fuck
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*leaves snacks as a peace offering*
This is not at all suspicious.
@blithe-imperial-underling, care for a sample?
How easy it is to irritate you. I would find it enjoyable were you not so predictable.
You want predictable? You're the reason I have this graphic on hand.
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Underling: Standing Watch
Word count: ~1,200
Blithe has been out of communication with Commander Echo for nearly a standard galactic year.
Read the back story on this post by @imperial-strategist
Blithe stood sentry duty on the fourth moon of the third planet from the center of nowhere.
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*leaves snacks as a peace offering*
This is not at all suspicious.
@blithe-imperial-underling, care for a sample?
How easy it is to irritate you. I would find it enjoyable were you not so predictable.
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Is it greedy to want both?
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my only wish is that we'd gotten canonical imperial!Tech 😭
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Imperial PSA
You wouldn't steal a speeder bike.
You wouldn't steal a datapad.
You wouldn't steal a hologram projector.
You wouldn't steal a power converter.
Downloading illegally-accessed battle station plans is stealing. Stealing is against ISB policy. Rebel Scum theft is a crime.
IMPERIAL THEFT IS TOTALLY LEGAL, HOWEVER. ENCOURAGED EVEN.
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Anonymous asked:
Do you want to come back to my place and see my death ray?
I should hope this is not a euphemism.
I should hope it is.
Someone managing to sneak an unauthorized and unlicensed death ray under your nose sir? The scandal.
That would fall under the jurisdiction of the ISB.
Anonymous asked:
Do you want to come back to my place and see my death ray?
I should hope this is not a euphemism.
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This Imperial Tech never left the Empire.
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Anonymous asked:
If you were a culinary herb, what would you be?
Mint because it's hard to kill and smells nice
I've killed three mint plants. Just saying.
Please tell us your secret, it’s taking over the garden and we think the house is next.
Honestly, I tried to love it. I have no idea what I did. I think I over watered it or maybe not enough. I'm sure if I show up and take care of it, it will die.
All I did was try to love it.
Story of my life. Lol.
Well there’s your problem. Mint is pernicious. Much like the coyote is actually thrives in hostile environments. Don’t love it. Hate it. Herbicides only make it stronger. Napalm is its favorite light source. Try to destroy it and it will only wake you every morning whispering soft threats in your ear.
takes notes
Don't get any ideas, 04. I've had my fill of plants.
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Reblog to put the person you reblogged this from in a jar
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unethical experiment? where *ears perk up*
Just right over here, little rat. If you get into this cage, you’ll have the perfect viewing area
:))))
Don’t be shy
oh boy!!!!!!
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you call it "not posting for several days" i call it "plotting in secret"
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