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jupeterian

Virgos are actually pragmatics rather than perfectionists. They will chose the option that allows them to achieve x task in the fastest and easiest way. Rather than Libras, who are actually perfectionists. Lets say that a teacher is dictating smth quite fast, right? The virgo will be messy and write it all down even if its impossible to read later (1 problem at the time) while a libra will chose to write as much as they can (even if they miss parts) as long as it looks good and is legible

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taurus and taurus moons can understand their mood by the music that they choose, their apetite, and their ability to rest. sleeplessness is the sign of a troubled taurus

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The internet: unironically draw big-tittiy’d genderbent porn of bowser from super mario bros because of a fan comic based on a power up.

Ya’ll: Cool awesome

Person on tumblr: make obvious jokes about thinking the grinch is hot

Ya’ll: NO N O NO NOT AGAIN I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN, NEW ONCELER NEW ONCELER WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!”

Why does OP have a point

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micaxiii

well to be fair the grinch doesn’t have big tiddies and a pretty dress

So what you’re saying is we should give the Power Up Crown to the Grinch.

hold that thought

this was very rushed, I am not a fashion designer

merry crisis

“…and her chest grew three sizes that day.”

I congratulate you on writing the worst sentence of January 16, 2019

I made this post how many months ago and THIS happens???? i’m not sure if i should be appalled or flattered.

The Thot Character of the Day is: Grinchette from This Fucking Post I guess

The Binch

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You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

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silver-boots

Bog mummy take the wheel

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When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

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agenderss

[Caption]

Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

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i made a post before on how capricorns and aquarians get bed reputations as being emotionless/robotic/etc because of how they express affection. i wanted to mention too how gemini and virgo are two signs that often face the same or similar negative stereotypes.

virgo and gemini more often than not get reputations as the “bitch” signs. this is mostly due to the fact that these signs are ruled by the planet mercury, known as the planet dominating communication, intellect, and so forth. when it comes to emotions, these two signs just don’t do well. these signs overanalyze and overthink EVERYTHING. to them, things have to make sense, things have to have a reason, things have to have an explanations. it can be hard for these signs to accept their own (let alone other’s) feelings, as emotions just aren’t necessarily logical to them (especially true for those with moon placement in these signs). these signs are very good with words, but when it comes to verbal emotional displays, it can be hard for them. 

however i can’t stress enough, just because these signs don’t always flat out say “i love you!” like a libra dominated person (for example) would, it does not mean they are emotionless!! the way these signs show their care tends to be through ways that come off sometimes as pushy/annoying to others. virgos have a reputation for nagging, geminis have a reputation for being the “i told you so” sign. but what people don’t realize is they got those reputations, not because they nag to be assholes, but because they care! if they don’t care about you, they won’t nag you. virgo and gemini are signs that want their loved ones to always succeed, do well, have as little problem as possible. these two signs will go out of their way to give you a billion solutions to all your problems. these signs will listen to you ramble for hours on end about whatever is bothering you, and offer genuinely helpful advice to get you through it. they’re also two signs who won’t think twice about staying up all night to talk to you until you feel cheered up/better. virgo will help you through listening and advice, gemini will help you through advice and humour. this is how they show they care.

geminis, especially gemini venus, also get criticized for being flaky/distant/etc. but i want to mention a lot of geminis actually do this out of care. geminis value freedom, travel, and independence; as these are things they want themselves, they figure their loved ones value these too and never want to smother them. they figure by giving you space, they’re respecting you and your boundaries as well as their own. when a gemini really does care for someone, they will be there whenever needed and will not ghost constantly. virgos, also, get a reputation of being a bit detached along with their naggy reputation, but this is because virgos (especially virgo venus) do not like being dependent on their partner. they would never, ever, want to give you any of their problems. rather, they’d have you be dependent on them if anything. they go out of their way to make sure their loved ones aren’t burdened with their (the virgo’s) problems or their own (the loved ones’). 

gemini and virgo may not always be the best with expressing or showing their affections and love in ways that are obvious, but when they care for someone the amount of love and effort they put in to the relationship (be it platonic or romantic) is unreal. these signs will always be helping you out, giving advice, and cheering you on from the sidelines until the end of the world.

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I deal with stress by…
6th house in Aries: fighting through it
6th house in Taurus: being stable about it, buying things
6th house in Gemini: talking about it, adapting to it
6th house in Cancer: clinging to the past through it
6th house in Leo: tapping into areas I’m confident in
6th house in Virgo: working hard to get better and better
6th house in Libra: getting someone else’s perspective
6th house in Scorpio: engaging in self-destruction/transformation
6th house in Sagittarius: looking at the bigger picture
6th house in Capricorn: realising how successful I am/can be
6th house in Aquarius: detaching emotionally from it
6th house in Pisces: escaping from it, going to fantasy and water
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Anonymous asked:

What's having black moon lilith in the first like?

  • generally come off as very alluring and magnetizing to people
  • they carry a similar energy to those with pluto in the 1st or a scorpio ascendant imo
  • may be very open about sexuality
  • possibly very open with topics considered more inappropriate to openly talk about in general
  • dark humour
  • those with this placement may have a more goth or grunge type of style
  • may come across as harsh and/or intimidating to others
  • they like attention from others whether good or bad
  • generally the type to thrive on getting reactions from others based on the things they say/do/wear/etc
  • if there’s harsh aspects they may be a very publicly bitter and snappy person

***because i have a feeling i’ll get asked, if anyone’s curious on what their black moon lilith is, head to astro.com, hover over free horoscopes, click extended chart selection, scroll down to additional objects, and in the manual entry box type in “h13″, then hit ‘click to show chart”, that will generate your black moon lilith placement when loading your chart.

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Anonymous asked:

Could you delve into 8th house Saturn a bit more? Thank you so much 💕 I love astrology and really appreciate the effort you (as well as many others) put into your blogs. I wish I was able to write my own astrological posts but I don’t possess great enough understanding to feel genuinely qualified.. it’s esp hard when you don’t have a whole lot to base/test your knowledge on (asking ppl when they were born can be off putting, and many dismiss astrology or find it amusing). Sorry for the tangent!

absolutely! this is actually a placement i have as well so i think i’ve got a pretty decent grasp on it! 💘 

saturn in the 8th:

  • i find intimacy issues are common in those w this placement !!!!
  • those with saturn in the 8th may feel an overly-stressed need to be reserved, hushed, etc in matters relating to sex/sexuality/etc
  • they may actually be completely unconcerned with/uninterested in sex until later in life
  • often very closed off and hates being vulnerable, viewed as weak, etc
  • very intense people, feelings tend to run very deep for them and they rarely take things at face value
  • deep deep deep thinkers
  • amazing intuition especially when it comes to judging other people’s character/intentions
  • they Never ask for help. ever. it’s bad
  • often heavily pessimistic people, although they’ll just tell you they’re “just being realistic”
  • it’s hard for them to trust others but when they finally let someone in and have a deep connection with them, if it ends badly it’s not something they recover from quickly (saturn in 8th people i find take a very long time to heal emotionally, because they don’t genuinely open up often)
  • may be very “”stingy”” with their own money and possessions (depending on other placements they might have issues with sharing, may restrict themselves greatly when it comes to spending money they’ve earned, might be the type to put sticky notes on their stuff in a shared fridge lmao!!)
  • likely a very jealous person (when underdeveloped), especially jealous of “successful” (financially, career-wise) people
  • this person may take sex very seriously and not be interested in things like friends with benefits, casual encounters, etc
  • a little bit of a dark take, but 8th house also connects a lot to death, if well-aspected, saturn in the 8th is generally said to bring someone a very long life!
  • i’ve found it sadly common for those with saturn in 8th to be ‘exposed to’ a lot of death from a young age, be it literal of figurative. you may have lost important people in your life from a young age, and had to learn to deal with those heavy emotions early on
  • those with saturn in 8th usually have to “”””be older”””” than they are, aka they likely had a childhood where they had to mature faster than their friends due to having more responsibilities than they should have
  • the type to carry the entire world’s burdens on their shoulders but hide it
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