nuts n bolts

party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life

the expansion pack

If I had to see it, y’all have to see it too.

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

really big fan of the mental image of starscream getting like… hysterical about something to the point that he’s actually shrieking in a pitch that’s not audible to human ears. he’s gesticulating wildly and every bot in the vicinity is going AAAAAUUUUUUUUGH but every human is just standing there like

Help

the huge amount of explicit thorin/reader fics out there is HILARIOUS to me like. imagine thinking thorin knows what sex is

the company at the beginning of the quest

I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen

The film is titled My Lucky Stars.  it’s the second of a trilogy starring Jackie Chan, Yuen Biao and Samo Hung.

That gorgeous lady is Michiko Nishiwaki.  She’s an actress, a fight choreographer, a stunt woman, a martial artist and a former bodybuilder.

She doubled for Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels.

And, yes, i will add this information to this post every time it crosses my dash (this is the third time now) because I think this woman deserves a lot more recognition that she gets.  She was Japan’s first female bodybuilding champion and first female powerlifting champion.

And also because this is one of my favourite martial arts movies. :-)

Reblogging now that we got a source!

@lady-feral @ryocos @xXAutumnIvyXx

i get kinda heated seeing some peoples neat and tidy Gay Ships be a trans guy and a cis guy getting together and the cis is always protecting his soft trans boyfriend uwu and being some fucking savior like you guys do know trans men date each other right? you know trans guys can be together? yeah? you know it isnt always a cis guy and a trans guy? your ships dont have to have a designated trans half, theyre both allowed to be trans? youre aware that you make yourself look pretty stupid when you constantly have Cis x Trans ships with the confident happy cis and the lowly anxious trans? yeah? alright

you are allowed and in fact encouraged to reblog this angrily written post

why are conservatives reblogging this

the moment any person darker than a piece of paper threatens to beat your stupid racist ass yall start whining “all lives matter” lmaoo

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

tag yourself with your living place’s population and what youre classified as. im 278,508 city boy

Martha from Martha Speaks hates Autism Speaks!

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