alive & living

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

i saw a post on tiktok once that said “11 and 12 year olds need to stop pretending they’re better than us 8 and 9 year olds” and my eyes popped out of my heads. things heating up on the elementary school playground.

it makes me sad becuase when i was 8 and 9 and 11 and 12 i was playing “ice cream animals (beanie babies) who lived in a tree house had to escape from the evil orphanage master” with my autistic best friends. getting a new beanie baby with the sparkly eyes was the coolest thing. and now kids that age are on tiktok debating whether shipping miku with another vocaliod is pedophilia and if lesbians can call themselves gay or not and if femboy is a slur and what flags lesbians are allowed to use and god it’s just all so bad.

These make me very happy inside. Plus size mannequins for men, it seems like a fairy tale. 

oh my i wish the lady ones had tummies???

this is awesome and i wish you saw it w lady mannequins too but i clicked on hairypigcub’s blog and it literally says ‘cannibalism fetish’ in the bio

Anyways, ignoring the cannibalism fetish, there are plus size female mannequins as well, Nike uses them sometimes!

These ones from Target too

There should be more in the world, but they’re definitely out there. Anyways. Now we can address the cannibalism fetish if yall really want to,

How are we supposed to leave tumblr when sentences like “anyway, ignoring the cannibalism fetish,” exist

Yall what happen to op?

my god,, no,,, hairypigcub what did you do?

For the Meme

the problem with children is that theyre very excited to hear about monsters and death and so on but at one point they stop being excited and start getting scared and you gotta be good in spotting the exact moment before this happens to start backtracking everything. yes yes vampires are real and drink people's blood but no they don't live here and they cannot come here because uuuuh they cant travel outside the place they died in. it's vampire science. yes i studied it.

irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

It's not an "abandoned" WIP, I didn't intentionally leave it in the forest to die and forget about it, it is a lost wip who wandered into the forest despite my pleas not to. I sit at the edge of the forest every day and hear it calling for help but there is nothing I can do. It is a haunting wip

BBC MERLIN + Tumblr’s 2022 Year in Review

To give some perspective: Chariots were invented circa 2000 BC and were the fastest form of transportation known to man for around 3800 years until trains in the 1800′s. Then 100 years later we were flying, and 66 years after that we were on the Moon.

king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up

No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit's about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.

is arthur pendragon back yet?

day 542,631: WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED BUT THE THRONE IS WIDE OPEN

HERE WE GO LADS

i wish Christopher Eccleston a very pleasant day

i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire