Just so we’re all clear on where I stand: Black lives matter, trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary people are beautiful, asexual/aromantic folks have a place in the LGBTQ community, Queer is not a dirty word, and being “anti fascist” is a moral position, not a political one.
i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)
tweet of the century
Happy birthday Eiffel! You are now the star of a 80s scifi paperback
Alt version under cut
Oh so you wanna get into horror podcasts? Could I perhaps interest you in the horrible no good very bad day of Jonathan Sims? Or maybe you'd prefer the horrible no good very bad day of Arthur Lester? Surely you are intrigued by the horrible no good very bad day of Douglas Eiffel?
I haven’t felt gender envy in years but that all ended when I saw wonka…
Percy Jackson burning the blue jellybeans as an offering to try and talk to his mom instead of his dad who’s a literal god. He was so right for that Sally Jackson is the only goddess I know
This panic happens like every few months.
"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
how do we get them in the barbie movie
i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
Did you bring your rollerblades? I literally go nowhere without them.
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
Is she single asking for a friend
No❤️
@oh-no-its-a-mom-friend Victorian lesbians
This post was amazing from start to finish, spreading the good vibes to y'all
This is one of the best things I’ve seen all day
