Is there anything that makes me happier than the Harry Potter cast basically saying "fuck you JKR" and speaking up against transphobia? The answer is no

Smash the patriarchy. End capitalism before it grinds us all down to dust. Save the planet. Tax the rich. Eradicate Republican policy/rhetoric.

#get a man who looks at you the way geralt looks at jaskier

I didn't know how badly I needed to see diversity in fantasy until I watched The Witcher. Not only did they quietly include women, disabed people and poc but they portrayed these characters with dignity. There was no LOOK HOW WOKE WE ARE. They just did it because that's the way it always should have been. I kept bracing for a rape scene, because fantasy and historical fiction always uses rape as plot, but it never came. Plus, Geralt is constantly sipping on that Respect Women juice and wearing down his leathers because he's dummy thicc.

all I want from season 2 is geralt having No Clue how to parent and ciri making it incredibly difficult like

Geralt: what do you feed them?? what do you feed a human child?? i... bugs? do they eat bugs?

Ciri, feral little twelve yr old nightmare: yea I’ll eat bugs

I had a thought

Geralt:

Ciri:

Jaskier:

Yennefer:

Queen Calanthe:

Fringilla (+ the rest of the nilfgaardians):

this is good

Why is this so funny??

Management walking in on night shift shenanigans

Night shift makes me wonder if people ever sleep?

Like….it’s 0300. Why are you asking me about the sacral dressing that you’ve had on for 12 hours NOW??? Why do you NEED lip balm at 0400???? It is midnight, the doctor is not going to be by soon??????? GO TO SLEEP??????????????

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

Future books written by myself.

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

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LMAOOOOOOOOO

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

“You dropped your dick man”