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T. Strange

@subpar-lemon-bar / subpar-lemon-bar.tumblr.com

Canadian. Demiboy (he/him). Author of M/M romance. Ask to tag. 18+
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(Formerly @authortstrange)

Hi! I’m T. I’m an author of M/M romance in multiple genres, including paranormal and BDSM. I also like cross stitching, sewing, watching terrible horror movies, playing video games, and finding injured pigeons to rescue. I’m usually neck deep in a fandom.

I’m also a professional editor and I have experience as a sensitivity reader. If you need an editor and/or sensitivity reader, please send me a message!

My website is here but I’ll give you a quick rundown of my writing!

#queer fiction#gay fiction#gay romance#zombies#author#queer romance#novelist#bookblr#queer author#trans author#transmasc author#lgbt books
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jncos

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

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woodrider

Billy Joel - Piano Man

#CRYING 😂#this always makes me think of a time when I was 4ish?#and the person watching me took me outside to salt slugs#and [insert Padme/Anakin meme here]#it’s because they like the salt right??? 🥺#(spoiler alert: it was not in fact because they liked the salt 😅)#omfg
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nosuchthingasfiction-blog

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!

Plus ASD/SPD people who can’t do flashy stuff!

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vicioushyperbolizer

Motion sensitive migraineurs!

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What could this be? 🤔

#like a cokie-cola#we say that like daily lmao#he’s turning brown#omfg#cats#my life#he doesn’t like the cat bed lmao#he just likes the pad#Lee likes the bed…#…sometimes#she was being a goblin under the dresser#but she realized we’re in bed#which is her favourite time of day!#so she’s purring her little heart out lmao#each purr is crafted with love and care#(I also washed Phantom’s pad after taking these pictures lol)#(because he is shedding)
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natandacat

ok since apparently this is uncommon enough to make government workers panic

I've got 3 but I'm downsizing to 2 very soon (perk if being trans). If like me you have different legal names in different countries, pick the one with the most middle names (I have 0 in another country so I picked 3).

#I have one/two?#it’s hyphenated#I’m saying 2
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rockpapertheodore

Just misheard "wildfires" as "vampires" on a commercial and was INTENSE interested for 2.7 seconds in what the leading cause of vampires in Michigan was

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subpar-lemon-bar

I once asked my grandma how she met my grandpa, and she immediately said, “At a porno.”

I was like 😲 Oh ok I didn’t know they had those back then!

And after circling around like this for a while I realized…

She’d said corn roast 🤦🏼

#omfg#my life
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