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Word of Honor Against No Homo - 10:1
↳ Just Wen Kexing expressing just how much he likes staring at Zhou Zishu in the FIRST FOUR EPISODES
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The Untamed: The gayest Bromance to ever get past Chinese Censorship since 2017
Word of Honor: Hold my beer 🍺
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WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH: THE GAYEST SHOW EVER - WORD OF HONOR | 山河令
Hi guys, so I know this has gotten some traction but I don’t think enough people are watching this because this is the gayest serious historical china drama ever to breathe in public without censorship slapping it in the face, so y’all get to enjoy full on with me - it’s really rare because they’re not even like stuffing a het. romance, they WENT IN FULL ON KNOWING THAT THIS WOULD BE GAY AF OKAY THEY ARE REALLY FOLLOWING THE BOOK
In fact, they made the show even gayer than the book, I don’t even know what to say. It’s naturally comedic without being absolutely cringey and adheres to the original novel really well so far (with added tinge of gayness). Gong Jun smiles a bit too much but it’s still really enjoyable to watch, and Zhang Zhehan carried the first episode on his own pretty well. Main leads honestly have huge chemistry on screen at the very least, and if you can get past Zhang Zhehan’s sadass hobo look as disguised Zhou Zishu for like I think at least… 10 eps maybe, you will enjoy this a lot. The set looks a bit cheap and the filming doesn’t look as sophisticated or crisp as some of the ones you’ve seen before definitely, but I don’t think this impacts the content much.
SO here goes friends, at this point you should just go and watch it to understand why this is the show being called “HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVER GET TO AIR” because there is no way anyone made it through Episode 3 going like NO HOMO because it was SO HOMO
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Background/Novel:
Okay so this is based on Priest’s danmei/BL novel called Tian Ya Ke / Faraway Wanderers, which was what it was originally called for the show until they changed the name like last month out of nowhere to Word of Honor / Shan He Ling. It’s relatively shorter and less complex as most of Priest’s other novels are, which makes it a really, really good read.
You can check out the carrd here but basically Zhou Zishu is an the leader of an assassins’ guild/sect of sorts, and he’s basically about to die soon in another few years (less than three). His background is a bit complex so I won’t get into it, but he disguises himself as a beggar/hobo of sorts and just starts to hobo around literally, drinking alcohol day in and out as he awaits death. He meets Wen Kexing, who is the leader of a demonic cult/sect and he’s looking for a particular item that was stolen from him - an item that would supposedly help others to gain immense power immediately, so a lot of supposed righteous sects are fighting over the item right now, but that’s not the point.
The point is, this entire story is about infatuated Wen Kexing, who literally falls in love with Zhou Zishu at first sight and he meets him while ZZS is in his beggar disguise. WKX can tell from ZZS’s bone structure and outline of his back that he’s a handsome man, and insists that he’s wearing a disguise. The disguise that ZZS uses is special, because the mask feels real so WKX can’t tell why it such a man with excellent bone and facial features would look so ugly. Insists basically that ZZS is handsome and then follows him from then on, while serving out his own agenda and dealing with the righteous sect people.
ZZS on the other hand has to deal with his impending death, and also still is put to work because of WKX’s involvement and a larger scheme happening behind the scenes. Along the way ZZS falls back in love with WKX subtly hahahaha (anything is subtle compared to WKX’s grand gestures dammit)
*A continuation to Qi Ye / Seventh Lord but not necessary to read that first if you wanna start with Tian Ya Ke - the characters from Qi Ye turn up but no need to know their backstory basically.
Where to Watch:
Youku (subs coming out 26 Feb onwards) | Youku on YouTube - 36 episodes in total and premiered on 22 Feb
What You Are Missing Out On in the Live Action:
Immense gay, basically. Gosh I don’t even know how to put this, but Wen Kexing is such an infatuated, lovely man. You basically get him waxing poetic 24/7 about meeting ZZS and that it’s fate that they meet (WKX literally follows him around), literally that’s the entire damn show. A lot of frickin innuendo as well?!!!
1. WKX praising ZZS’s handsome look while ZZS is in his ugly disguise - At this point, ZZS’ face hasn’t been actually revealed (there’s way more, WKX goes like “you’re so handsome” at that face like a few times every episode)
2. Get someone who looks at you like WKX looks at frickin ZZS
3. ZZS deadpanning and rolling his eyes whenever WKX turns up ‘coincidentally’
4. Found family where WKX and ZZS co-parent two kids (Son & two dads, and daughter below) - SEE HOW HAPPY ZISHU IS?!!! AND HOW HANDSOME HE IS WITHOUT THAT HOBO LOOK? It’s a miracle WKX saw through his disguise
5. Innuendo - Cut-sleeve (WKX REALLY CUT OFF ZZS’ SLEEVE HOW DID THIS GET PAST CENSORSHIP)
6. ZZS calling WKX ‘Lao Wen’ and WKX calling ZZS ‘Ah Xu’ like over and over again
7. WKX acting cute (hiding behind his future husband and a fan while delirious from poison)
8. WKX deadly and gorgeous and when he holding a fan
9. MANY HANDS MANY TOUCH
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Basically, please fucking watch Shan He Ling / Word of Honor. The levels of gayness make you wonder if censorship was a dream.
Of course a disclaimer - all jokes and astonishment aside at what we’ve gotten so far, this is definitely not going to be an outright BL ending because honestly that will never happen with a China production, so don’t expect this to be like confirmed BL, but the shots hint at it very well a lot of hand touching, even hugs etc. and this is all we can ask for XD This is even more in your face than MRIAD which is saying a lot
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Immortal Husbands to go!! :)
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Anonymous asked:
Hi :) do you read voltron fan fics? In that case, would you mind recommending some that you like? Btw, I've really enjoyed your fics that you upload here!
heya sweetheart!
I DO read voltron fic! oodles and oodles of it!!
there’s SUCH an abundance of klance content, but it’s definitely a filtering process bc it’s rich as hell territory
I just had a quick hunt through my bookmarks, and I’ll slap ‘em all down below, but jsyk it’s quite a hodgepodge of aus and canon compliant stuff, different ratings, popular and slightly lesser known, series and oneshots, mostly klance but some shklance written (and read) before we knew shiro’s age. Many of these are absolute treasures, I genuinely hope they move you and shock you and entertain you like they did for me 💕 (My favourites bold and italicized!)
Lance learns to stand on his own two feet.
a sequel to A Light in the Dark
When team Voltron finally pushes the Galra out of this sector of the galaxy, Allura surprises the paladins with a visit home for the first time since leaving Earth three years ago. Everyone fights over who gets to bring Keith home with them. Lance wins.
Which would be fine, if Keith wasn’t desperately trying NOT to be love with him.
- Other by TangoDancer
Alfonso watches his brother break down, alone on the porch at night, listening to a nameless person’s steady heartbeat. He watches, and he feels resentment stir into his gut, against the universe who took away his little brother and gave back this broken parody of him. Against himself, for not having stopped it somehow. Against Voltron for choosing him, and the empire for starting this war in the first place.
And against this mysterious person, for keeping an essential part of his brother’s soul with them, and making it impossible for him to be happy with them the way it used to be. The way it should be.
(Lance’s family struggle to come to terms with the man their son and brother has become.)
“Let’s do it again,” Keith says breathlessly. “Here and on every planet we come across. Let’s get married on every planet we can.”“Are you joking?” Lance asks, incredulous. “You really want to get married to me on every planet we land on?”“Yes,” Keith says, voice high pitched and shaky with residual adrenaline. “Yes. Every planet. If it feels like this every time, let’s get married ten, twenty, a hundred times.”
“Let’s break records. I want the universe to see us and be jealous.”
Or: Five times Keith and Lance get married, and one time they don’t.
They’re heroes, but they’re empty. Maybe they just need to talk about it.
“Then come see me,” Lance murmurs, and it makes Keith’s heart pound behind his breastbone. “Us, I mean. Once a week or something? Like mental health check-ins. We can just hang out, or…or go on low-priority, low-stress missions? Scouting, or flower-picking for Coran, or supply runs. Dumb stuff. Just…so we know how you are. I don’t want…I mean, we all miss you. And I don’t want to sound presumptuous, but…it feels like you’re not…not okay, Keith.”
Well, Keith thinks, a little weakly. He never really stood a chance, did he?
“Okay,” he says, right away. No fight. No refusal.
His life is a hell of a lot easier when he lets himself cave under all the ways he wants Lance’s luminous attention, and company, and friendship. All the ways he wants Lance, full stop.
“Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”
They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”
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Anonymous asked:
i love you guys thank you for the good work, you guys are my savior so any klance outsider's point of view? like klance in the eyes of others, thank you!
I’ve read all of these and they’re super good, enjoy!
(btw all of these fics have really similar summaries for some reason??)
-Rotem
What You’re Fighting For by httpstiles (1/1 | 4156 | Teen And Up)
Matt had rationalized it in his head, but now he can’t look at Keith and think it was all that simple. Matt knows what happened the day of the fight, and he knows there were limited options, but he can’t help but wonder about what’s really going on in the boy’s head.
OR
Matt thinks certain things about Keith’s self-sacrificing acts, tries to talk to someone about talking to Keith, then can’t remember how he was almost blown up.
five times someone didn’t know keith and lance were dating, and one time everyone did by Shorty (1/1 | 4319 | General Audiences)
Keith shrugs nonchalantly. “I’m still mad about the whole ‘babe’ thing.”
…
Or, exactly what the title says.
(this one is technically klance from an outsider’s POV but the teammates don’t know they’re together? does that count?)
Soft Touches by Speeps (1/1 | 3183 | General Audiences)
Where the small smiles, the lingering gazes and the soft touches leave the team wondering if there’s something going on behind the scenes.
OR
Soft Klance ft. Oblivious Teammates
Other by TangoDancer (1/1 | 11,878 | General Audiences)
Alfonso watches his brother break down, alone on the porch at night, listening to a nameless person’s steady heartbeat. He watches, and he feels resentment stir into his gut, against the universe who took away his little brother and gave back this broken parody of him. Against himself, for not having stopped it somehow. Against Voltron for choosing him, and the empire for starting this war in the first place.
And against this mysterious person, for keeping an essential part of his brother’s soul with them, and making it impossible for him to be happy with them the way it used to be. The way it should be.
OR
Lance’s family struggle to come to terms with the man their son and brother has become.
(mentions of torture, blood, ptsd, major character injury)
Team Voltron get glimpses into Keith and Lance’s developing relationship.
(shallura) (part of a series but can be read alone)
Please allow me to add 4 Times Earth Thought They Knew About Voltron (And One Time They Realized They Really, Really Didn’t) by yours truly.
Hope you enjoy it!
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Hi, I've been looking for a klance fic I read once, but I can't find it again. It's about lance going home to his family, but he's different bc he has ptsd and Keith comes in a little later bc he was injured, and lances family doesn't really like him bc they think he's bad for lance. And there's one scene where lance and Keith spar against each other and it scares the fam bc they're so aggressive?? Idk, I'd really appreciate it if you could help me find the fic. If you wouldn't mind
here it is!
-Rotem
Other by TangoDancer (1/1 | 11,878 | General Audiences)
Alfonso watches his brother break down, alone on the porch at night, listening to a nameless person’s steady heartbeat. He watches, and he feels resentment stir into his gut, against the universe who took away his little brother and gave back this broken parody of him. Against himself, for not having stopped it somehow. Against Voltron for choosing him, and the empire for starting this war in the first place.
And against this mysterious person, for keeping an essential part of his brother’s soul with them, and making it impossible for him to be happy with them the way it used to be. The way it should be.
OR
Lance’s family struggle to come to terms with the man their son and brother has become.
(mentions of torture, blood, ptsd, major character injury)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Lance's Family (Voltron), Allura (Voltron) Additional Tags: Back to Earth, POV Outsider, Misunderstandings, Hurt Lance (Voltron), Hurt Keith (Voltron), Angst, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Established Relationship, Major Character Injury, Blood Series: Part 3 of Flower in Adversity Summary:
Seven years after his disappearance and presumed murder, Lance McClain reappears on Earth screens, alive and well. His family can only watch as they find out that the son, brother, nephew they thought lost forever flirts, snarks, plays and sunbathes his way through space.
They should have remembered that appearances can be very deceiving.
OR
The one in which a glitch in Rover's programming has him transmitting irregular video feeds to Earth, leading to some terrible misunderstandings and hasty conclusions, and the fallout may have terrible consequences for Keith, Lance, and Lance's family.
Source: archiveofourown.org
Vous habitez dans un pays francophone ? Vous aimez le #yaoi, le #BL, les #shonenai? Ce serait génial si vous pouviez prendre 5mn pour répondre à ce court questionnaire. Merci beaucoup !
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"Sloppy, desperate and totally without integrity" When Grace Randolph says that on top of saying it reminds her of the final season of Game of Thrones and that it's yet another example of why outlining is so important, it's probably best you skip it if you're even remotely a fan of SW. This thing is getting trashed all over the internet by every single reviewer that is fair and respected imo. I feel so bad for sw fans and have ever since Disney bought it from Lucas film. George could've made 20 films by now but chose not to because he just had a story to tell. The OT and the story of Anakin. Disney just sees money.
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Can I cry now??
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FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO WATCH THE MANDALORIAN VIA PIRATING
SERIOUSLY READ THIS
disney is heavily monitoring pirating, probably partially cause they’re just disney and cause the show is so new
people have been getting notices from their isps that they have infringed copyright by illegally streaming or downloading content without permission from the owner. they had the file name and date and time and everything of the downloads.
i BEG you to BE FUCKING CAREFUL. use tor, use onion browser, use a FUCKING VPN but BE AWARE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING.
im not going to tell you to stop, because. you can glean from this post how i know this is happening, but i do urge you to password share when you can because it’s infinitely safer and also a way to protest against disney for their greed.
BE AWARE. PLEASE STAY SAFE. AND REBLOG THIS FUCKING POST TO LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW.
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Guys.....
Just check this out...
Pretty sweet, right?
Also...
a nice wallpaper.
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Look. I didn’t want to like The Mandalorian. But they know how to get me. “Loner unexpectedly becomes single parent” is my greatest weakness.
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Can I cry now??
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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
stealing-your-wife
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
cipollakate
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
nightrhain
“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”
samwise-the-true-hero
This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
