There’s Some Good In This World

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

on account of the curse?

on account of the curse.

Can you two stop mentioning my curse there’s girls on this website

My mans was yanked assunder

i play a dangerous game every time a friend is having a hard time.................................

should i go figure out what spongebob and/or cum based humor is about because tumblr thinks i might like it

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

top tier comedy

We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

THE ORIGIN OF THIS IMAGE:

So in my etsy I sell a pin of some isopods having at a bag of doritos based on this photo. Today I was contacted by the person who took it.

I asked to share this info and he gave permission!

Here’s the picture of him working with isopods and here’s a link to their published research!

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sorry what

you’ve got to love how Suzanne Collins gave Katniss and Peeta the character goals of “keep Prim safe” and “stay myself” and then just flatly denied them both

and of course, in a way, that’s the whole point: when you return home, at the end of it all, having survived a rebellion you started, and having lost everyone and everything you had before in the crossfire … when you have to look that person in the eyes, survivor’s guilt deep in your gut, and think “I did this for you, didn’t I? … so what do we do now?”

the answer, the only thing you can do, stubborn wildflowers amongst the ash: grow

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

PLEASE check your children’s candy VERY CAREFULLY this Halloween. i just bit into what i thought was a perfectly good cobblestone Kit Kat and got a nasty surprise