I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

God damn. For that one word?

What’s the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one

It is. From different shows. I’m assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The “super” part I’m not sure about

Times are changing.

guess who my favourite character is 

This is the funniest thing in my life right now

Miniature hyperrealistic paintings by Dina Brodsky

Instagram // Prints // Webpage

Please don’t delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

my dog: *falls asleep*

me: 

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

It’s that time of year again

merry christmas

Citizen // The Night I Drove Alone

me at 4 am on a school night