The Dread Pirate Roberts

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

Ok so this is kinda a random post but

There's this niche little mobile game called boba story And I couldn't find any good sources w/ all the game's recipes so I thought I'd post them all here!

guys its a wonderful life was literally such an anticapitalist masterpiece that the FBI claimed it was communist propaganda and under investigation they found the movie “deliberately maligned the upper class, attempting to show the people who had money were mean and despicable characters.“ 

in one scene the main character george bailey is vouching for someone trying to buy a house outside the slums & the antagonist mr potter is like “u need to stop filling their heads with impossible ideas, the working class needs to be thrifty” (all while hoarding an insane amount of wealth) and george slams him w this 

he really said the rich view the working class as cattle and that bitch was right!!!!! say It louder!!!!!

I hope Ken and his crew give off the Zoolander male models vibes, heads empty.

July 21, 2023 theater run

ok maybe this movie will legit be a masterpiece

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

agamemnon was killed with a sword vs agamemnon was killed with an axe…… neither of these are correct. the only source i trust is this etruscan funerary urn where agamemnon is killed by clytemnestra bashing him on the head with a chair

#it's clytemnestra with the steel chair

Loved this post so much I made fanart

“..brother I just shit AND pissed myself.”

Don’t ignore the perfectly synchronized “something’s on fire!”

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

Why are we italicizing?

To convince.

To convince who?

The Italians

for all my charlie kelly lovers out there

it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.