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Boring old werewolf instincts:
Sexual jealousy
Constant aggression
Rigid hierarchy
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™
Eat people
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
Karaoke
Gotta pee
Also consider:
Separation anxiety
Unconditional love and loyalty
Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position
Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits
Hating the vacuum cleaner
Wanting to do everything with friends
Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door
Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)
Taking advantage of any and all free food
Werewolf-vampire solidarity
Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard
Boundless energy
Too much energy
Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty
Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point
Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot
Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours
Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.
Snoring
Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it
Getting way too friendly with random strangers
Being in a love-hate relationship with water
Digging. For no reason.
Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism
Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet
Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure
where r the rest of the notes, this is Important
adding on to my original post i just want to say that there is no fucking way griffins vore fetish is a joke or a goof and heres the receipts
FIRST OF ALL THE FUCKING BIG GULP LIVE SHOW listen. he is just really genuinely into this. griffin describing his fantasy of being swallowed by a dolphin in great detail is like the most excited griffin ive ever heard
griffin’s amiibo corner. self explanatory
this compilation of all the times griffin talks about vore and swallowing on cool games inc so far is an hour… thats a full cool games inc episode
griffin and nick trying to find a pg rated replacement for vore after the last ep got Very sexual
the first time he mentions it is episode 195 but some choice mbmbam moments include griffins frustrated incoherent rant at travis when he mentions vore and griffin needs to EDUCATE him
and this time they got a question about short tongues and griffin gets very excited while trav and justin get very grossed out
just…. upsy your lifting friend from the crystal kingdom arc of the adventure zone just. everything that happened here
car boys vore episode. nick puts up with so much
enjoy these premium swallows™
why does no one ever mention that long before griffin discovers the WORD vore, he says his greates fantasy is jackimg off while being swallowed whole by a whale on mbmbam. like it cant be a joke. it just cant be
Grandpa Friend™:
- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain
holy shit im grandpa friend 😭😂
A noodle chef
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im mad that this isnt actual candy shaped like snakes but its still adorable
Brilliant.
THIS. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
I wanna be a Steampunk pirate!!!
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